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fuck you fuck your found family of misfits and gay warlocks and shit dont you fucking dare grapple with your emotional struggles in an empowering story of overcoming trauma in my fucking dungeon there is no tenderness here there is no tendersoft slow burn romance there is nothing but weeping and howling and the gnashing of gore-stained teeth in the dark there is acidspray and dart traps and boiling oil pits and skeleton archers firing through murderslits and false doors and bomb-rigged treasure chests and giant fucking ogres and a frankenstein and a vampire (NOT a traumatized goth with a heart of gold it's a fucking nosferatuwho wants to fucking kill you and not even eat you) and electric eels and zombies and Poison and cave ins and electrical traps and spinningflayers and shrieking hellion devils and barbed wire and backstabbing ninjas and actual landmines . I'm going to capture your found family and I'm going to kill them it's not even going to be a conflict that you can resolve by overcoming your dead childhood hamster trauma and reunite with your loved ones I'm going to set them on fire

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Just imagine if Jason got to hold Estelle for the first time, and he just starts to sob, because. shes so tiny and vulnerable, he thinks about how his own mother could even have the heart to abandon him when he was that tiny.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Leo made Frank a fireproof pouch for his firewood

Hazel and Piper practiced sword fighting together on the Argo 2, and they talked together as the only two girls and cried together about Percy and Annabeth

Jason keeps Nico's secret and tries his hardest to get Nico to open up to him, despite Nico's cold attitude he wants him to know he's there

They are family your honour I can't cope

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if I was in ponyville I would be called stupid fucking cunt the horse lol

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His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???

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if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

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badweird feelings

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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Can you explain this gap in your blog history

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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

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the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good