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So I've been making marionette puppets of my neighbors (I'm taking a class) and let me tell you my landlord/building manager was SUPER not prepared to see the wooden version of him (he lives on my floor) when he came in to fix my stove

Anon no offense but I think I would call the police if I found out one of my neighbours was making wooden puppets of me without my knowledge

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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

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It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

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Soft buddy

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build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

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list of afab trans women:

st vincent

lady gaga

list of things i need to buy for my picnic tomorrow

baby carrots

tahini

grapes

bread

avocados

lime

cilantro

chips

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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i cant read because i forget the book exists and then when i remember it ive forgotten everything

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Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)

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i havent drawn him in ten million bajillion years

#dadchuck