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ollieofthebeholder · 20 hours
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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas
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what if I said that jon and martin's trust in each other was inversely correlated to their trust in themselves. jon only relying on martin when he feels himself slipping and martin only putting faith in his own competence when he thinks jon is unstable. the universe: *makes a guy who thinks he is the only one responsible for the entire world and feels like letting others choose to share the load is an abject failure* *makes a guy who thinks that his only value comes from acting as a caretaker to others and that he's useless at everything else* *makes them fall in love.*
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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ok i’m curious
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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*yoinks invitation*
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Let's see, let's see...tagging (no pressure) @fridayyy-13th, @jaz--hands, @chicken-magnet, @basilikum7, and anyone else who wants to give it a go!
omg I got tagged! Thank you @eternalergo , my ever boop partner! I'm stealing your format.
Tagged to do this cute little pic crew and reveal the last song that I listened to.
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@aithilin 🍁 @mahirublue 🍁 @asterixer 🍁 @grace-kami 🍁 @chikirya 🍁 @ocean--toast 🍁 @reaper-of-light-12 🍁@kanasthings 🍁 @judasiscarithot 🍁 @kaifougere666 🍁 @blazefire2012 🍁 @laur-the-cat-prince
You don't have to do it if you don't want to though! This is just me essentially "boop-ing" you <3
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.
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ollieofthebeholder · 2 days
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I'm just interesting what's gonna be the result on Tumblr
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ollieofthebeholder · 3 days
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Tma fandom i have a question for you
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ollieofthebeholder · 3 days
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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
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ollieofthebeholder · 3 days
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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3
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