Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
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aragorn: who are you? show yourself!
aragorn: it cannot be………..
me, on my third rewatch of the two towers in the past month:
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NGL I’m kinda done with summer and I’m ready to get spoopy up in this bitch
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we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito
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Fucking good, I wish I could meet the guy that “attacked” them so I can pay for another drink to throw at them.
Like, no shit you’re going to get confronted when you’re in SAN ANTONIO wearing a MAGA hat while talking shit about black people.
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“During the next few days I did what any normal girl would do. I sent myself love letters, and flowers, and candy, just so he’d see how desired I was, in case he didn’t already know.”
#treat yourself today like Cher would
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me seeing my boss at work after hiding in the bathroom for 20 minutes
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