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“It was three years ago when we broke up, that doesn’t mean that I still know you. Hell, I don’t even know what you’ve been doing for the past three years and probably vice versa. That’s nice, Ruby. Glad you can make friends on your own. Curls, such a nice nickname that I’ve had since I was three.”

“Yes you do, Oliver. You’ve known me for three years, so don’t pull that bullshit on me. I am being serious in saying that pedophiles often have mustaches. Well they’re my friends too. Miles is cool, and I guess Alaska is alright. Macy and I like to drink and make out on the weekends. So in your face, curls.”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: ruby ; ) #damn these two. #will it ever end? #no.

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“You know not all girls that go to baseball games are lesbian. They may just like baseball.”

Baseball game. I think she’s a lesbian, it was her idea. 

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: frank ; )

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“That is true. Zak is a coward if you ask me. Honestly, you should never really tell a ghost to go after a person. That’s rude and how would you like to be told what to do?. There is a theory where ghosts just go through their normal activities like they did when they were alive, so , telling a ghost what to do wouldn’t phase them. You are just a nuisance to them if you do it. I’m pretty sure that I’ve never had a ghost in my house. At least, I hope I didn’t. Isn’t flattery the best policy? Well, I hope that I’m not the target if you’re good at your job. I’d rather not end up getting killed.”

“Yeah, well, getting used to it doesn’t necessarily mean you have to live with it. Aha ! But you stand corrected there—-I led you into a trap. The correct answer being there’s no such thing as too many episodes of Ghost Adventures since having Zak completely piss off a ghost and tell it to go after anyone but him never fails to amuse me. Quality entertainment right there; have to hand it to you Americans when it comes to your reality television. You sure, mate ? Never really could know for sure—-might be what the ghosts want you to believe. Mob boss, huh ? You sure know how flatter a man. But I suppose that’s a way to put it. Violence and guns generally aren’t things I associate with—-anyone could handle a gun and doesn’t prove much. Hm, precisely. I have a certain skill set that can be viewed as beneficial to some and I’m quite good at my job.”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: miles ; ) #oliver thinks he kills people omg

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#( &. instagram ; ) #( &. ig: self ; ) #( &. ig: friends ; ) #( &. gif ; ) #OMFG ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE NIALL IS A DADDY LOOKING TO MAKE SURE ALL HIS CHILDREN ARE DOING WELL ON THE CAR RIDE #I'M NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW. #AWWWWWWWW #I CAN'T EVEN #but in other news. louis is how i sleep in the car. #js #but i'm so ajfdlja right now over this

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fyimiles

 fyimilespls those hurt like hell so prayers sent...

omg no i;m sorry that’s horrible!! i suggest massaging your foot or stretching it a bit like roll your ankles??

i massaged one and stretched the other. both are fine now! c:

#( &. des can you just stop? ; ) #fyimiles

[oliverrvppel]

“Eh, you get used to it. You learn how to live with it. You’re watching way too many episodes of Ghost Adventures because from all the years flipping the mirror, I’ve never had a ghost in my house. Ever. Sorry, I thought you were like the mob boss or something, you have others deal with the problems while you make the deals and shit like that. Or is that backwards? I don’t know. I understand where you’re coming from now, yeah. So, you’re the person people go to if they want shit done, right?”

“I’m sorry about that, mate. Here’s to better days and less anxiety. Mirror backwards, huh ? Now you have me thinking of those supernatural myths where ghosts travel between the realms through mirrors. Unless I just watch far too many episodes of Ghost Adventures. Ouch, my heart is wounded that you think so lowly of me. My dirty work is handled by myself only—-don’t trust anyone else to get the job done. A suggestive look or two with a coy smile just gets the ball rolling faster so I can do what I wanna do.”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: miles ; ) #yeah pretty much!! :D #!!! #i literally think the same thing when i see a new photo of louis like pLS JuST SLAy me right now. i can't deal #they aREE the complete and utter opposite. harry is such a sensitive soul like??? #LAME BUDDIES UNITE!!!! #omfg i'm so sorry you had to go through that.... #i'm sending you better milk and more lucky charms #to replenish the ones you lost to the whole milk of death!!

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#( &. ig: self ; ) #( &. instagram ; )

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fyimiles

pls those hurt like hell so prayers sent your way amigo

omg and i have one in both feet!! i’m dying. slowly dying because of charlie horses

#( &. des can you just stop? ; )

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“Yeah, I’m going to be vague about because right now, I don’t know you. You honestly think I would be talking to a handlebar mustached person? Be serious now. Yeah, you could say that I have a few friends around here. I have Miles, Alaska, and Macy. What about you?”

“So you’re gonna be vague about it? Okay, cool. Most online friends turn out to be fifty year old men with handlebar mustaches, so I’m kinda shocked. Wow, okay, quick to defend, do you have any other friends here?”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: ruby ; )

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#have any of you have a charlie horse in your foot????!! #noo??? well it's fucking hurts. #( &. des can you just stop? ; )

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pretty much!! i don’t understand why people say it’s going to be the best four years of your life.......... uuummmm it’s been a pretty stressful past four years that was full of panic attacks and tests. soooo yeah g r e a t four years...

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#( &. des can you just stop? ; )

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pnkrxby

yay!!!!!!! school and hw should be banned forever tb h

yaassss it should be !!

#( &. des can you just stop? ; ) #pnkrxby

[oliverrvppel]

“Ahh, I see. I came here because, well, let’s just say that I needed to get out of the house. No. Of course, she isn’t a pedophile, we did Skype video chat. And she’s a friend, emphasis on friend.”

“Funny, because I came here to escape my exes. Fucking hilarious, actually. Let’s just say I’ve had a few that were a bit on edge. And that’s putting it lightly. Oh, she didn’t turn out to be a pedophile? Then I hope you have fun with her.”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: ruby ; )

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“Yeah, it’s not. Usually, yes, full body mirror quick check then I’m done and I turn the mirror backwards. Strange compulsion, but it makes me feel better. Ah, so you get people to do your dirty work while you stay back in the shadows, I see.”

“Oh, that doesn’t seem all that pleasant. —-What about when you’re getting ready in the morning ? Or is it more of a quick glance kind of thing to make sure you don’t have toilet paper clinging to your foot or nothing staining your pants ? Ah, a person of integrity. Can’t say the same for myself.”

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: miles ; ) #it's okay!! i don't judge youuuuu #i find it hilarious how oliver is taller than miles but will probably be slightly afraid of him and it just makes me chuckle a bit #oMG THAT PHOTOOOOO #i was literally like 'louis daring get to a bed' #yeah their management has created these stereotypes of them and it's not true at all. it makes me upset #yES WE ARE NOW THE LAME BUDDIES #it was a very traumatic experience eating milkless lucky charms.... it was just *shivers*

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“I know right? It’s quite an amazing idea. Hope you don’t mind me asking, but where did you take her?”

Stellar idea. 

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: frank ; )

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“Hello? That’s it? ------ W o w. Someone is not in a very pleasant mood, today.”

you said hello.

#( &. conversation ; ) #( &. c: leona ; )

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i’m here guys!! i’m here!!

#sorry. on sunday i worked on homework and today i had school.... ew #( &. des can you just stop? ; )