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[old-wild-child]

We don’t have to be afraid anymore.

#stabbing me in the heart with the feels #drop dead fred

[old-wild-child]

120+ misc ship questions! ✨

pick a ship, then headcanon these questions to your pairing <3 some of these are smosh centric but they’re open for anyone to use!

1. who rushes to open doors for the other?

2. who drives more often?

3. who is more eager to jump in the shower with the other?

4. who takes self care more seriously?

5. what’s a song that reminds you of them?

6. what’s another couple / duo (real or fictional) that reminds you of them?

7. which one keeps more things because they’re sentimental?

8. which one tells their parents about their partner first? how does it happen?

9. whose family are they more likely to stay with during holidays?

10. whose parents are / were stricter?

11. who uses more emojis?

12. where was their first date?

13. what’s their favorite game to play together (any kind)?

14. which one spams posts / links to the other?

15. who is the black cat and who is the golden retriever?

16. what mythical creature / monster would they each be? (vampire, werewolf, dragon, fairy, etc.)

17. who urges the other to go sing a karaoke duet with them?

18. what is their karaoke song?

19. who is more likely to serenade the other at random moments?

20. who stares at the other from across the room?

21. who brings a shopping haul of clothes home and who watches their fashion show?

22. who insists on paying when they go out to eat?

23. who is more impulsive?

24. who is ‘everything’ and who is ‘just ken’? /ref

25. whose main goal its it to make the other blush?

26. who is first to know about a new trend, meme, slang, etc.?

27. who gets up early to make the other breakfast?

28. who insists they are their pets’ parents?

29. do they have pets together? what kind, what names, etc.

30. who is more of an animal whisperer / befriends wild animals?

31. who has more patience?

32. who insists on fixing something themselves, and who would rather call a repair service?

33. who turns something into an innuendo first?

34. who takes longer to understand a joke or reference?

35. who hides in the other’s arms during a horror movie?

36. who is more jumpy / scared easily?

37. who makes more movie references?

38. who thinks die hard is a christmas movie, and who doesn’t?

39. who talks more during a movie?

40. who carries the other bridal style?

41. what are their thoughts on marriage?

42. what’s the last name situation when / if they get married? (who’s last name do they take, do they keep theirs, do they hyphenate)

43. who wants the less traditional wedding?

44. where do they get married, and where do they honeymoon?

45. where is their favorite place to travel?

46. what do they do on vacation?

47. which one overpacks and which one underpacks?

48. who is the yapper and who is the napper?

49. which one is a lighter sleeper?

50. who is the moon and who is the sun?

51. who collects more? (figurines, pokemon cards, etc)

52. who is more excited to decorate for the next holiday / event?

53. who stopped believing in santa later than the other?

54. do they want kids together? give me all the details - names, what traits they inherit, etc.

55. who is a stricter parent and who is more lenient?

56. who reads a book, and who reads over the other’s shoulder while cuddling?

57. which is booba and which is kiki? /ref

58. who believes in soulmates and who doesn’t?

59. who gets nostalgic more easily?

60. who is more of a perfectionist?

61. who hosts more parties?

62. who makes handmade gifts more often for the other?

63. which one is more formal when answering emails?

64. who prefers skinny jeans and who prefers baggy jeans?

65. who’s better at roasting the other?

66. who initiates more pda?

67. which one is better at censoring their language, and which has less of a filter?

68. who insists on being player one?

69. which one snores like “honk shoo” and which snores like “hoooonk mimimi”?

70. who gives more forehead kisses to the other?

71. what does their future look like?

72. which one believes in astrology more?

73. what was their first kiss like?

74. who steals the other’s clothes more often?

75. who steals the other’s food more often?

76. do they believe in ‘celebrity hall passes’? if so, which celebrities are theirs?

77. what matching couples costumes do they wear?

78. who is naturally more cold / more hot?

79. which is more extroverted?

80. how do they celebrate valentine’s day?

81. what’s a holiday tradition they have? (ex. presents before breakfast on christmas)

82. what niche pet names do they have for each other?

83. who hates small talk and would rather have deep conversations?

84. what’s their icebreaker / olive branch after a disagreement?

85. what kind of food or restaurant is their favorite to get together?

86. who believes in conspiracies more?

87. which had their friends tries to set them up?

88. think of your favorite movie, then incorporate your pairing into it somehow and talk about it.

89. when they’re separated in public, what do they yell out to find each other?

90. professors!au. what subjects would they teach?

91. ghostmates!au. who is the ghost that haunts the other?

92. soulmates!au. how are they connected? do they have matching tattoos, names written on them, etc.

93. punk x pastel!au. which is which?

94. historical!au. what time period are they in? what are they up to?

95. hospital!au. who’s the doctor, who’s the patient, and how did they get in that situation?

96. massage parlor!au. who is the masseuse, who is getting the massage?

97. angel x demon!au. who is the angel and who is the demon?

98. gender swap!au. what are their names? (ex. anthony is antoinette)

99. superpowers!au. are they hero and sidekick? mortal enemies? villain duo? what powers do they have?

100. timeloop!au. who is stuck and who helps them out of it?

101. royalty!au. who is the royal and who is the knight / guard / maid etc.?

102. magic!au. what kind of magic do they use?

103. who uses uppercase while texting and who uses lowercase?

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nsfw / suggestive ⚠️

1. what’s their favorite position?

2. who uses their mouth/teeth/tongue more?

3. who uses their hands/nails more?

4. who is a bit more adventurous?

5. who is more willing to go to a sex shop in person, and who is more embarrassed?

6. who is more into dirty talk?

7. who is more into eye contact?

8. what was their most risky / adventurous experience?

9. who likes to bite, and who likes to be bitten?

10. what is their favorite sexual activity to do together / to the other?

11. which is more dominant / which is more submissive?

12. what was their first time like?

13. who likes to be spanked more?

14. who sends dirty texts more often?

15. mile high club? yes or no?

16. what’s something they reserve for special occasions?

17. how long into their relationship did it take for them to have sex?

18. how often do they have sex?

#plzz can someone do this with me

[old-wild-child]

Thanks for the tag @thebreakfastgenie !!

Mini game: make a picrew and post the last song you listen to

Tagging: @thequeerestdad @softersalt @feralhoneybee @grace-facing @purrtyhatemachine @imusthavebecomesomething

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Okay so apparently I’m not over the fluff.

Damnit. Forgot to tag the Fred murals!

@neil-neil-orange-peel @frankenbolt

“...So. We’re married.” Lizzie said. “...Wow. We actually did it. And no one got seriously injured.” She giggled and laughed loudly when he picked her up and jumped onto the bed with her. Looking at her, smiling.

“...We are.Doesn’t feel much different..is it supposed to?” Fred responded, plucking Lizzie’s earrings out of her ears. Throwing them over his shoulder.

“...I think that’s up to us..” she scooted closer to him. Gently kissing his cheek. He put his forehead on hers. He loosened his tie and then took it off. Unbuttoning his shirt.

“...So. Honeymoon then? I guess I’m supposed to give you a knobbing you’re supposed to remember for..the rest of your life..No pressure..” Fred said raising his brows.

Lizzie smiled. “...I’m actually really tired...I probably wouldn’t even remember it.” She yawned. “Even if it was pretty good..”

“Pretty good?! Oh. Oh okay. Miss “I can’t use my legs, it was so good” after that time we did it in our neighbors bathroom at that cookout! Tch.” He sneered at her and they both started laughing.

“Cut me some slack...I had to see my Mother today..I’m exhausted..” she sat up and yawned. Slipping her shoes off. “That was a nice touch. Pushing her in the fountain at the courthouse.” Elizabeth said, smiling.

“I am too. It’s not bad, feeling tired...but it’s annoying when I can’t sleep..Cause it’s like all these things are in my head and I just can’t rest...it’s a real bummer!..”Fred said. “ and she deserved it! I mean when she said she didn’t approve of us that didn’t really phase me but when she said your dress was ugly. Well she brought herself a ticket to fountain city.”

“We can sleep if we want..stay up all night if we want..we can do anything we want..Because this is our life..I’m really happy I get to spend it with you..” she smiled and softly kissed him. Moving to lay down. Glancing up at him. He looked at her for a brief moment..gently leaning down to kiss her cheek then her lips. Finally moving to rest on their pillows.Pulling her close to him.

“ But tomorrow morning...” he snickered and grinned. “Don’t be shocked if you wake up and I’m ontop of you..” he grinned wide.

“...I love you..” she said, kissing his lips. “..I love you too..Oh, Snotface...You make me happier than I’ve ever been...I mean I gave up having powers and being invisible for you....I can’t watch ladies shower anymore..” he scrunched up his nose.

“Well you can watch -me- shower..” she smirked. “That’s true..I can even get in there with you! “ he chuckled and blew a few playful raspberries on her neck. After her threw his dress pants onto the floor beside the hotel bed.

He helped Lizzie out of her white dress. And held her tightly. He kissed at her neck over and over.

“You’re my wife...Snotface.” He bit at her ear. She giggled “Yeah..You’re my husband..That sounds so grown up..” she said. Losely holding his hand.

“...It does.” He looked astonished. Oh no.

Oh. Fred didn’t like that one bit. He pulled up her slip and blew a raspberry on her stomach.

She laughed loudly and rolled a little. “Haaaah! Stop! Okay okay! It’s not grown up!!” She giggled when his head came up. Bringing his face to her.

He looked into her eyes. Holding her. Happily rubbing his nose on hers.

“ I love you...” he said, barely above a whisper before he kissed her. “I love you too...” she said before kissing back. “I don’t want to sleep..” Lizzie said. “...I don’t want to be away from you..” she said gently nestling against his shoulder.

“Oh Lizzie...You need to sleep.” He said cradling her head softly. Gently petting her face. “You’ll be cranky as hell tomorrow and doing it with a cranky woman -probably- won’t be much fun..” he said gently kissing her nose.

“It’s not fun with a cranky man...but it’s always fun with you..” she said yawning.

“Of course. Even if I’m a boring old HUMAN now...” he squeezed her a little. “...but getting to be with you..forever and ever...I’d do it again..every single time..” he said softly speaking into her ear. She started to breathe heavily. She was trying not to get worked up. She was still so anxious about him just disappearing.

“I’ll be here when you wake up, Snotface. Stop being such a worry-wort!.” He pointed to the gold band on his hand. She smiled and nestled her head on his chest. “You’re stuck with me till we’re worm-chow. I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to this girly ring..” he said, not realizing Elizabeth had fallen asleep. Once he did he smiled. Pulling the covers up over them.

A year after being a human and he still wasn’t used to this sleeping nonsense. But..it ..was getting easier. Maybe if he..

He slipped down and put his head in-between her breasts. Yes. This was far better.

He slowly shut his eyes.

“Goodnight, Snotface..” he whispered gently.

#screaming crying throwing up #I fucking love them #drop dead fred #rik mayall #elizabeth cronin

[old-wild-child]

Imagine you are a high school student on Long Island and you go to a party at somebody's parents' house and this short kid with big hair is hunched over somebody's parents' piano playing Beethoven and he's weird but he's pretty good so you stop to listen for a while. Fast forward six or seven years and you hear Piano Man on the radio.

#teenage Billy Joel sounds like the type of person I could have really used as a friend in middle school tbh #billy joel #reblog

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monica......

#OH MY GOD #reblog

[old-wild-child]

What Your Favorite Song On Cold Spring Harbor Says About You

She's Got a Way: fake fan. you probably didn't even listen to Cold Spring Harbor you probably know this song from Songs in the Attic.

You Can Make Me Free: Paul is your favorite Beatle

Everybody Loves You Now: you are Billy Joel

Why Judy Why: you are a younger sibling

Falling of the Rain: you like poetry

Turn Around: Hamilton fan

You Look So Good to Me: you have reblogged that "I could handle being in a bad situation if I had a crush on someone there" post more than once

Tomorrow Is Today: :/

Nocturne: you're slightly pretentious but like in a good way

Got to Begin Again: you need to get out of bed and go outside. yes right now.

#or the office #billy joel #reblog

[old-wild-child]

Curious because my school made me read these and most of my family aren't familiar with the majority of them, nor are my friends.

#the pigman still makes me emotional #the pigman

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The assumption amongst sexist pigs in the Mash subreddit that Margaret slept her way to the top is beyond disgusting and overall exposes their thoughts about women in power. But most importantly, why be threatened and make assumptions about a woman who earned everything when Frank Burns is literally right there???

#margaret houlihan #frank burns #mashposting

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I know there have been heart transplant romantic dramas but I want a transplant themed thriller where someone receives the heart (or other organ but heart has the most symbolic potential) of a famous musician and then gets stalked by the donor's grieving fans and also possibly discovers new musical talent because that's how these things work in movies and there is probably also some romance sprinkled in the protagonist probably has sex with the donor's partner while hiding from the unhinged fans. Crucial ingredients are two to three actors putting in the performances of their lives, the kind of lighting they don't really do anymore, and a script that is simply bad.

#Sarah plz be an author #reblog

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note: am v aware i have horrible taste lol

#soggy fries are the best fries but none of yall are ready for that conversation #reblog

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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

#duh #reblog

[old-wild-child]

enough fighting;

#well it’s me #so no #reblog

[old-wild-child]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

#reblog

[old-wild-child]

i love character polls that make zero sense until you read op's url. it'll be like

ROUND ONE

Dewey Wilkerson vs. Shiv Roy

and then you read the url and it says youngestsiblingdeathmatch and you're like oh ok

#dewey wins though #reblog

[old-wild-child]

For a few sixteen year olds, John Conlan and Lorraine Jensen have a relationship healthier than half the adults in both real life and fiction. I love these crazy kids so much.

#the pigman #the pigman’s legacy #john conlan #lorraine jensen

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I just finished rereading The Pigman and The Pigman's Legacy, and BOY am I having a lot of emotions. Can any fans interact/message me to geek out because I’m having so many feelings😭😭😭😭😭

#the pigman #the pigman’s legacy #lorraine jensen #john conlan