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#man....

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Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

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thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

#lucas #somehow #soap posting

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

#lights a cigarette #let's go

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

#hey come get your--[SHOT]

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i wanna show you off

#ough #the terror #fuckit fancam

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Promotional image of Tobias Menzies as James Fitzjames in The Terror (2018)

#a perfectly preserved delicate flower #<- stop..... #tobias menzies #why did they do this

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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

#lucas #soap posting

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#your hyperfixations are sexy as fuck #no lie bestie

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finished a certain series and hm. huh. hmm. no one asked but we got all that huh.

#absolute win for the 'just beat the shit out of him' girlies rn #sorry my money wasn't on tmann [redacted] in a [redacted] for the bingo card #or tmann with [redacted] on his [redacted] #terrible business #tmann

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#bob #dresden files #you think he knows what street and ave they're on? #gods just consult your scrying crystal for the location like a normal person

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

#LEMONS.JPEG #jester #soap posting #why

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So true<3

#david lynch #me and the nonstop AU ideas

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#griffen #soap posting

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

#griffen #prev yeah #they wish he'd call in #soap posting

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Joe Bob Briggs - Monstervision - Night Of The Living Dead (1990) - 7/12/96

#hm #hmmmm #joe bob briggs #i'm looking