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White hair magic whore boys are a protected species i think

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Mitosis

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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

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yes hello 911? I'd Iike to report a crime

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Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

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oatmeal :)

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some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

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People should dunk on food banks more for giving people expired or nearly expired food actually I'm done being nice abt that. You won't let homeless people dumpster dive behind a fucking McDonalds but you'll make someone show their ID so they can get 5 cans of spagettios that went bad in 1947 lmfao hell world

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Tumblr’s about to gain a lot of refugees

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Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats