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It's too early for this bro just do your fucking job. How is it this stressful at 12:30pm with 4 people in the bar PLEASE BRO

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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself

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Break stuff Sunday

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Bocchi the Sacabambaspis

Day 115: kessokubaspis

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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SUNS ARE 0-2 IN THE SERIES MAN THIS IS NOT THE TIME

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Fuck it I want a final fantasy where everyone is a hick and talks like Mater from Cars im Sick of this hoity toity British nobel stuff I want a main character who has a lifted shit box f150 he abuses the fuck out of but also can jump around real fast and stab people with a lance.

"we ain't too kind 'round here. Best you get 'yer ass outta my sight 'fore I knock you upside the head. Us dragoons ain't no joke you hear me now?"

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not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

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i just found 12 bricks

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar