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Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

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Sango: I'm cold

Miroku: Here take my jacket.

Kagome: I'm cold too.

Inuyasha: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Kagome* I have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death, but what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner.

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A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

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i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

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when your friend exaggerates a story

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She’s back!

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when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

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No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

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Hector: Imelda, como se dice “un zapato” en inglés?

Imelda: A shoe.

Hector: Salud.

Imelda: 

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naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

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I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time

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youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

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when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback