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dog :)

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#beyblade eater

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I painted more jellyfish. I think I'm getting closer to The One. Just need to get popsicle sticks and laminating paper now!

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dunmeshi dump heheh

so sorry i should post on here more often.

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“Wait, Denny’s is real?”

—My partner,on the way to my house from the airport

#lunchcrime

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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I had to bully my spouse into finishing this but I love it so much.

(my favorite part is the wounds on the red dragon lmao)

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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costco guys

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"The Stoppables"

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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

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guys, sometimes when people draw laois it looks like martin kratt,

#wild kratts #dungeon meshi #/neu

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Meet the gulper eel

MBARI has studied the deep waters of Monterey Bay and beyond for more than 30 years. In our thousands of dives to these dark depths, we’ve only seen this species seven times.

Gulper eels reach a maximum size of 1 meter and live between 300 - 2,000 meters deep.

learn more: https://www.mbari.org/animal/whiptail-gulper-eel/

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a gyro in my future...