ohnoitsellie

[ohnoitsellie]

does anyone else get this feeling when they’re congested and get so stuffy you barely breathe and you can’t ignore it anymore so you reach to get a tissue but then your sinuses are just like “yk what? it’s fine, we’ll just clear up totally now that you’re desperate” and then you get pushed bc what the heck man i was gonna blow my nose

#is this relatable #please tell me this isn't just me #i hope this isn’t a significant health problem

[ohnoitsellie]

theres something divine and sexual in those thin pepsi bottles you find in gas stations. theres nothing special with the cans its just the bottles. i drink them and i feel like im being held by a cold lover

[ohnoitsellie]

please

I want more villains who care about their henchmen. I wanna see the bad guy fly into a rage because the hero hurt their very favorite bungling goon and it was nearly his birthday.