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when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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short hair kinda care (at Six Degrees Salon and Spa)

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me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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If you could choose any super famous female artist to do a duet with, who would you choose? x

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Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

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man is jailed after punching an £8 million Monet painting

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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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MY GRANDMA ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON INSTEAD OF A BLOWDRY

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my aesthetic: one direction randomly preforming through the dark on snl that one time

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So my sister just sent me this

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This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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no treble