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i am such a normal girl like you guys have no idea there is literally only one snake inside of me i promise

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CEASELESS WATCHER

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alice any time she’s about to experience one (1) singular emotion:

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I would love an Australian version of The Magnus Archives

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“Ar- are you… are you going to kill me…?”

“Yeah nahhhh!!! ……….. nah yeah-!”

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[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL SUNBURN]

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“Audio recording by Jonno Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, Melbourne (of all places)”

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“Oim not a fuhckin Who archivist, oim a bloody What”

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“Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this fucking magpie”

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“Statement of Scomo, regarding a shit taken at an Engadine Maccas in 1997 that apparently did not happen”

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“Statement of Rozzo Snozzo, regarding his time spent serving in the war against the emus”

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my favorite thing about tma/tmagp is its great diversity. tma was filled to the brim with sopping wet cat men. pathetic failure men. but not a ton of sopping wet cat women.

thankfully the magnus protocol has fixed this by being absolutely full of sopping wet beautiful pathetic cats of women.

this is the kind of diverse representation we need.

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Alexander Newall and Jonny just KEPT COMPLAINING about how they made the most unfuckable monster, leading to the great Tma twink event of 2024, and then they put mr bonzo into a strip club. They are literally the funniest people ever I think.

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Most of TMAGP fandom: oh this is so fun, I wonder when does Georgie show up, is it Web-Coded? Sam/Celia or Celia/Alice, maybe Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Me, having too much coffee and unsupervised access to alchemy books: The agents of fear in this universe are trying to bring forth "the age of Antichrist", a concept spoken of in 14th century Franciscan Spirituals writing that urged alchemy to develop in an attempt to stop it, and they want to do that by blending all the fears together in a "perfect ratio" using the pieces of entities that got transported here from previous universe, thus bringing back the Primal Fear all The Entities came from in TMA universe. They want to access Freddie since he's based on medieval Islamic alchemical textbook called "The Book of Balances" by Jābir ibn Ḥayyān that cross references different metals in attempt to find the ratio for gold, this is also related to what Magnus Institute in this universe was doing, either looking for literal Antichrist child, possible alchemists to develop the field or looking for Messiah who was also mentioned in alchemical writings as an allegory for a Philosopher's Stone, also Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

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head archipelago of the magnus institute and his thot daughter

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I love stories that are love stories but aren’t about romantic love!!!!!!!!! even if they contain romantic love it’s not the focus!!! and love for friends and community and strangers is shown as valuable and worthwhile!!!

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DC Super-Heroes by Simone Di Meo.

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animal farm (1945) - george orwell

"womp womp"

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“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.

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Yes. Yes I do need that today.

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