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after countless nights, we finally become one under the same name

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JEONGHYEON DID THE GGANG RAP OH MY GOD

WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS ON FANCALLS DID THE LORDS WORK BECAUSE FINALLY. AFTER EONS. I GOT MY GGANG TEAM CRUMBS ONCE AGAIN FOEBTKWNSKFKEKQJSKSSKSMN I WAS MANIFESTING THIS SO HARD

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The more pathetic the man is, the more I love him

rowoon's character in the matchmakers is pathetic as FUCK i'm in love with him already look at this idiot

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ricky: gyuvin please shut up and come to bed !

gyuvin, dressed up as a magician and looking in a magic sphere in the middle of the living room: are my prophetic visions a joke to you?

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I’ll do anything he asks ..

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Hello everyone!

I don’t know if there are still people there but it’s me Rose.

It has been a long time since I was there.

Life has been a bit better recently, my father received his treatment and is trying his best to heal and get better. My third year of uni is also going well

This is a notice to tell you I’m gonna slowly come back, get those requests done (finally) and write again, slowly.

I will take off the hiatus notice once I will be back with another fic <3

If y’all are still there, thank you for waiting for me

We will see each other soon !

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Hiatus notice

Hello everyone.

You must have noticed by now that I disappeared. Its been a while that I am thinking about it but I am going on a hiatus starting from today until I get better.

My father has health problems and Im currently taking care of him which deeply affected my mental health and I have been spiralling and just feeling globally bad since a while.

I don't have the strenght, the motivation, the creativity to write any more.

I do not know how long it will last.

Until then, I won't be there anymore, maybe lurking sometimes but it won't be often.

I am sorry everyone. Take care of yourselves and take care of your family <3

All the love <3

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Loving my hubby

Zeroses~ I'm doing well with Taerae so you don't have to worry about us ❤️ Tomorrow is Sunday! I ate pancakes every weekend in Canada I want to recommend it to you! [Gyubin says I can't cook ㅠㅠ ] Cooking with Matthew 👨‍🍳: - pancake mix - Water (or for a richer taste use almond milk) * mix until the texture is thick (if the batter is too watery the pancake will fall apart) - make sure to have a nonstick pan and put heat to medium * try to only flip pancake once!!! Then they taste better * Lots of trial and error needed to learn kekeke My favorite toppings on 🥞 - Banana 🍌 and peanut 🥜 - Strawberry 🍓 and whipped cream 🍦 - Nutella and a side of maple syrup Dessert: - mix frozen blueberries🫐 with yogurt 😋 If you eat it like this, your stomach will be happy. If your stomach is happy then you will be happy and then I will be happy too. So let's always be happy hahaha I love you~

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Loving my awkward boys

ZB1 ON THEIR FIRST DATE

pairing zb1 x gn!reader

genre fluff, comedy

notes hellloooo, i’m back with an update 💥 thank you for requesting anon ! i hope you enjoy 💗

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— zhang hao

he looks calm

you’d assume everything is fine but in reality: everything is in-fact not fine

he may be really hecking smart, can play the violin flawlessly, can sing and dance, and also look too good to be true

but on the inside, he’s a hot mess 💥

he’d forget your name because he’s really nervous

that’s already bad, right?

well, he proceeds to ASK you what your name is even if you’ve been a friend of his since like forever

he might spill something

laughs too loudly at your joke and makes everyone stare at you two 😃

“i’m so sorry that people are staring at me, i guess i’m too good-looking. don’t worry, i only have eyes for you.”

— sung hanbin

has it all planned out

he stayed up weeks prior to make this perfect

if it doesn’t go the way he expected to be; he might cry 🥲

of course some oopsies happened and he almost gets a heart attack but it’s okay

like when yujin accidentally stole the outfit he prepared for the date and he had to wear something else

he makes sure that jiwoong and hao are incharge because they are older

but actually, he made gunwook incharge 🫡

cuz he thinks gunwook is more responsible and he doesn’t trust the older two enough to take care of the team

the date goes perfectly as expected but now hanbin is dreading to what he’s gonna come home to

“well, i have to go now! my kids are gonna burn down the dorms if i’m not there before curfew.”

— seok matthew

i think he’s pretty confident

maybe a little nervous at first but eventually warms up and gets too cozy

“hi, i’m your woohyun-oppa.” he introduces himself as he lends out his hand to shake yours 👋

might’ve told you that he’s 6ft but like atleast he didn’t catfish you !!

the date goes pretty well until he starts bringing up his ‘story’

he’s a pretty straightforward guy so…

you gotta be careful cause he will start asking the most unhinged questions ever 😦

“i like your glasses, what material are they?” “..what?” “you don’t know what material they are??”

— shen ricky

he has a reputation and a dignity to keep

so he rented out the most expensive restaurant in town just for you two 🤩

it was literally just you two and 7 different waiters

he intimidated you for the first half of the date but then you find out he loves strawberries and his nickname is ‘lovelicky’ and you start to question if he’s being fr

awkwardly flirty

like he winks here and there and then proceeds to get so shy afterwards 🤭

he looks so classy and chic but he really is just squishy inside

after a while, he finally breaks his chic character

“do you perhaps wanna get ice cream after this?”

— park gunwook

he’s shy but he won’t show it at all

so so so so so so so polite ‼️

pulls out the chair for you, gets you flowers; gentleman frfr

if you compliment him, it’s over.

“you look more handsome than usual..” oh, he’s gone..

starts stuttering ALOT, it’s like you just knocked over all his confidence

literally cannot look at you anymore

he be looking everywhere except you

“oh, yeah! my day was really good!” he replies and his eyes are going ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️↙️↖️↗️

— kim taerae

though i think taerae is super sweet and lovey dovey

he rolls up to the picnic date with his bright red sweatpants

…and his guitar… 🎸

“let me sing you a song.” he says for the nth time already and all you can do is listen along

gets super into the song and gets sentimental

might cry at the end of the song, who knows?

he suddenly turns the whole date to a busking performance

“this one’s for you!” as he sings man in love for the 5th time now while staring into your eyes intensely 🤗

“now all these people know my love for you.”

— kim gyuvin

he’s super shy super shy-

i’m not kidding though, he really is super shy.. 😦

tries to pop a joke here and there but you don’t laugh cause he sounds so serious

awkward 90% of the time

“so, do you have a pet? oh, you have a cat? i have an eumppappa!”

once he gets to talk abt eumppappa, there’s no stopping him

he tells you the life story of eumppappa, the hardships, the accomplishments and the failures 🥲

when he arrives back to the dorms and the members ask how the date went he’d reply with

“they said eumppappa was ugly so i told them that they are even ug-”

— kim jiwoong

mentally, he’s nervous but he doesn’t show it at all

he’s staring at you with those eyes iykwim 👀

he stares at you sm that it gets a little creepy

other people around you get jealous cuz like duh, a really good-looking man is intensely looking at you??

awkward flirting and pickuplines

“i love your blue orbs..” “they’re brown??”

he’s sweet tho, he listens to you talk about yourself so attentively

his laugh and giggles melt your heart fr, you didn’t know he had such a cute side behind his cool exterior

overall, let’s say you had a good time minus the weird flirting and staring 😃

“so when’s our second date?”

— han yujin

he’s not necessarily nervous

why? because his hyung is there to help him, of course!

how? by making him wear earpods and telling him what to do 👍

“yujin, tell them that ‘you are looking beautiful tonight’.” gyuvin suggests

yujin looks to the side before whispering back “are you sure?”

gyuvin responds with a small ‘yes’ before standing up to get a full view of yujin

yujin hesitates before speaking up “i am looking beautiful tonight.”

gyuvin mentally facepalms himself as he sits back down 😟

eventually the ‘date’ leaves because they think yujin is weird

“is this why you’re lonely, gyuvin?” “oh, shut up.”

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jiwoong :: singles

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Hold onto me

Pairing: gn!reader x Kim Tae Rae

Genre : angst and bittersweet

Warnings : fear of growing up, yn is anxious

Notes : This is just to show you all I am still alive. Life is not easy those days but I am trying lol. Take care of yourselves <3 (I have not forgotten the requests)

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Today was one of those days when you didn't have the strength to do anything.

It was Saturday and it could have been a nice day to rest and just enjoy the moment but your day was preoccupied by everything but relaxing.

It was your last year at university and inevitably your mind was wandering off everywhere : what would happen to you ? Would you be accepted to do your upperstudies ? Where would you go ?

And what about your friends ? You knew that right now you were friends, having good moments together and being able to see each other daily because of your classes but what would happen when all of you would go your separate ways ?

Slowly grumbling and facing the TV your whole body was showing the bad state you were in.

Next to you was your boyfriend, Tae Rae, he could not ignore the state you were in. Normally you would be jumping around excitedly and proposing activities to do together, but today there was nothing. No sounds. No movements. Just grumbling and looking sad.

Not able to stand it anymore, the man shifted his attention to you and exerced a bit of pressure on your hand. Trying to get your attention.

"Babe ..?"

Looking up to your boyfriend you questioned him with your eyes

"I don't really know what is going on right now and if don't want to talk about it ots alright, just know that I am here for you, always."

Slowly nodding your head, you looked at his starry eyes.

You remembered the first time you had seen him and how dreamy he looked. Fluffy hair and glasses on. Each time he looked at you it seemed like all the stars in the whole world were in his eyes.

Getting closer to him, you rested your head on his shoulder.

"They are not happy stuff"

Leaving a little laugh out of his lips, Tae Rae held your hand even tighter in his, reassuring you he did not mind.

"I'm feeling overwhelmed. Soon it will be the end, university, our youth, time is just going so fast and I feel like I can't stop it."

"It is not because university will be over that our youth will be, we are still young. We still have time. Plenty of time"

"It doesn't feel like it. Soon all of us, my friends, your friends, will go their own way, and what if we don't see them anymore ? What if the day we can finally see them we realise that they are not the people we used to know and we can't be friends anymore"

Shifting his position to look down at you, Tae Rae slowly circled with his thumb on your hand, trying to appease you.

"It is not because people go their own way that it means they are going to be separated. We can keep up with each other and see each other during our free time. Loving someone is accepting to let them go sometimes."

"But I don't want to let them go"

"Then hold onto them. Your bond with each of your friends is unique and I am sure they treasure it as much as you do. You cannot control tomorrow but you can control today, and truly enjoy every second you have with them. Maybe you will stay friends, maybe you will not, but the memories you made with them will stay. Only the happy memories will"

Feeling even sadder, you engulfed yourself even more in his arms. Why did growing up meant letting go? You knew all that, treasuring every moment, every laugh but a part of you was still scared for tomorrow.

"Besides you don't only have them. You have me. Kim Tae Rae. I will be by your side, for a very long time and I will keep you safe, I will keep you happy so when times get hard just hold onto me. Hold onto me and never let me go, because I know that I won't let you go"

Looking up at you boyfriend starry eyes you wondered if what he said was the truth. You wanted to believe it, to believe him.

In your hard time he had always been there and he would keep being there. You just had to have faith and hold onto him.

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Sorry for not being active at all those days. I have lots on my mind due to various reasons (they are not good) irl so I haven't written much <3

I will post a little brainfart tonight just to show I am still alive lol

Take care of yourself lovelies 💛

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Not so long ago ricky was making heart eyes at jiwoong to be in the same team as him, and now he laughs when he falls down.. this is beautiful

palm pushing game: loser massages the winner's shoulders!

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I MISSED YOUR WRITING NO ONE MAKES ME DELULU LIKE YOU DO

moments that makes everyone think you're dating (zb1).....₊˚⊹♡

genre: fluff/comedy

pairing: reader (mostly gn) x zerobaseone

about/tags: you're not dating, but everyone seems to think you are? hmm i wonder why?

just cute things hehe...

⠀⠀♡ kim jiwoong ♡ ⠀⠀

for some reason, you are always invited to movie night at the dorms

the boys initially teased jiwoong, but you cleared the air and told everyone that you were just childhood friends and you've never dated

the boys reluctantly accept the story

but your legs are always intertwined at the couch, and your head is always finding comfort on his chest, and his arms are always draped around your figure

members are dumbfounded, confused, then disgusted. friends??? always holding each other like that??? in front of us????

taerae who was getting popcorn, throws a singular piece to the both of you after he sees jiwoong nuzzling his nose into you hair

"the both of you...get a room please we're trying to enjoy the movie"

"you're just jealous taerae" you snipe back, throwing back the popcorn piece

jiwoong giggles and says "taerae-ya if you wanted to be cuddled you could have just said so"

everyone in the room is laughing except for taerae

⠀⠀ ♡ zhang hao ♡ ⠀⠀

you're his lockscreen in one of his many phones

when members would ask who that is – gyuvin, ricky, and yujin (the ones that have known hao the longest) would snicker and giggle, egging the question on and insinuating that you're hao's significant other

"oh, that's y/n. my best friend from when I was in school"

"best friend huuuhhh" gyuvin teases, raising his eyebrows up and down

hao throws a pillow at gyuvin to get him to shut up

one time, ricky caught hao going through your old pictures together and compiling it for a sweet birthday message he was gonna send to you

best believe that ricky immediately informed gyuvin and yujin about what he was doing and he got teased relentlessly that day

the 3 other yuehuaz end up gossiping to the rest of the members that they have in fact, met you in person and that you are in fact, insanely gorgeous that hao is out of your league and that in fact, gyuvin said he found you stunning and hao in fact, gave gyuvin the silent treatment for 2 weeks.

⠀⠀ ♡ sung hanbin ♡ ⠀⠀

hanbin asks for your help often to meal prep and cook at the dorms with him – it's mostly stuff that can be frozen and reheated for the week so that the boys have healthy homecooked meals to enjoy

it's grossly domestic, you'd think the both of you were in a long term relationship

sometimes, the members catch you feeding each other

hanbin would blow gently on the spoon before catching your attention by tilting your chin upwards, "how does this taste?"

he brings the spoon to your mouth and he beams when you smile and give him a thumbs up

in the summer, the kitchen gets too hot so you find yourself dabbing at hanbin's forehead sweat while he stirs the sauce

he shoots you a grateful smile, cheek dimples on display

"god, are you two married or what?" jiwoong grumbles as he passes by

you two just chuckle

⠀⠀ ♡ seok matthew ♡ ⠀⠀

you're his gym buddy and actually no one knows that you exist up until a few members started asking matthew if they could join him at the gym

you always greet matt so cheerfully, giving him a hello hug (you're both foreigners)

every time you finish a set you guys high five one another, and if you lack motivation he'll say something like: "one more set and i'll give you a reward"

"oh yeah like what, matt?"

"guess you'll have to finish up and see" 😉

harmless flirting is an effective motivational tool for the both of you

the rewards range from: a pre-workout smoothie treat or a signed photocard of himself haha

gunwook and jiwoong once caught matt staring at your ass :D not his fault your ass so fat :D

so it comes as a shock to gunwook when he hears you answering a phone call from your boyfriend, right after the three of you finished a circuit

when you leave, gunwook turns to matthew and says "she has a boyfriend? i thought you were the boyfriend!"

matthew has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face and says "nah we're just friends" and takes a sip of his water

⠀⠀ ♡ kim taerae ♡ ⠀⠀

he's like your driver, and you're the ultimate passenger princess/prince

taerae rushes out of practice the moment it's over "sorry guys gotta go, y/n is waiting for me to pick them up from school"

matthew calls taerae out for being a simp, while hanbin scolds matthew to leave the loverboy alone :(

taerae has no time to correct hanbin and just rushes out of there

he doesn't like making you wait after all!!

whenever it starts to rain too, he would leave the dorms telling members he's running an errand, when everyone knows he's just going to where you are so you don't have to commute in the rain

one time, taerae and hao were out to run an ACTUAL errand when you called him in a panic to ask if he was in the area – you were drenched in the rain and your phone was about to die

taerae of course, said he would come get you :) he also made hao move to the backseat so you could be right next to him :)

⠀⠀♡ ricky ♡ ⠀⠀

he's always on his damn phone, grinning from ear to ear or giggling to himself

when members ask him what's so funny, his face goes back to neutral and says "nothing"

the members don't know who he's texting and facetiming

while you were talking on facetime, ricky left his phone on the kitchen counter so he could make himself some food, and gyuvin took this as an opportunity to snatch his phone to figure out who you were

gyuvin was so quick, ricky didn't even realize it happened

gyuvin brought the phone to gunwook's room where they eagerly said hi and introduced themselves, then continued to ask you a bunch of questions like "how did you meet?" "how long have you been dating?" "what do you like best about ricky?"

i mean, you could answer all the questions but you had no time to – as ricky busted the door open and snatched the phone back

"sorry about that y/n, my members obviously don't have any common courtesy"

"haha it's fine ricky, they're very cute"

"cute??? cute you find them cute???" ricky sounds offended as he walks away from the two other members, shooting them a look and faking a punch

⠀⠀♡ kim gyuvin ♡ ⠀⠀

any free time he gets, he visits home so he can spend time with eumppappa

both you and gyuvin were the dog sitters and dog walkers for your building before he debuted

but he's getting a little busier nowadays, and his visits to his family home have been less frequent

you decide you'd walk eumppappa and your dog aiki to gyuvin's dorm for a quick visit, which has then become weekly tradition

the members just assume you're his significant other with how often you visit with his dog

that, and the fact that gyuvin refers to you as "eumppappa's eomma" and you refer to gyuvin as "aiki's appa"

the members don't know it's because you bought the dogs together

whatever tho, everyone thinks it's so cute

⠀⠀♡ park gunwook ♡ ⠀⠀

he's inserting you in the conversation any chance he gets

like when the boys are just playing overwatch or league of legends gunwook goes "ahhh i should invite y/n to play"

or when gunwook is trying food from a new restaurant he would excitedly take a picture and say "y/n would like this i should send some to her"

or when he's out shopping he would say "this would look so great on y/n"

or when he's helping yujin with school and he surprisingly doesn't know the answer, he says "y/n would know this, hold on let me ask"

again, every chance he gets. your name is mentioned. he's like an excited little puppy when your name gets mentioned by other people too

example, "gunwook i got ice cream - maybe you can share with y/n" and then he's bolting to his phone asking you to come over

the older members thinks it's adorable, how much he likes you

and when you actually meet the members clad in gunwook's sweater they all come to the conclusion you feel the same way for him

A/N: i missed writing and being delulu

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He is so soft with him.... speaking gently... encouraging him... giving him affection and love... he would make such a great dad

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he is so precious stowp

matthew playing around with bubbles~