ohbrightnewday

[ohbrightnewday]

I MEAN MY FRIENDS ARE KINDA SQUEALY AND IVE FORGOTTEN MY SWAHILI

#have i posted this yes. i think about this line daily #well I did until i remembered i had to translate Kiswahili in an oxford linguistics intervjew #traumatising….. /lhlh but it’s tainted this line 😭😭 #ANYWAY. so much deep analysis of this line i swear

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AND I DONT WANT TO CAUSE YOU PAIN BUT IM TIRED OF STAYING MUTE. SHE IS DOING IT WITH SHANE IN THE STUPID LION SUIT

#would it really be the morning if willow didn’t quote stupid with love rereprise

[ohbrightnewday]

me when the cadies heron v.2 because i can kind of draw faces now and every actress who��s ever played her is unfairly talented

#screaming crying etc I love your art #and I love cady heron so this is perfect

[ohbrightnewday]

*whispering so quiet*

yes let’s begin with curing the world of the vaginal infection, that would be best

i’m sure we’ll find the utmost ethical way to not bow down to their level. i’m sure we can find something to bring down their reign of terror and homophobia

shall we team up to take down BV… *whispering so she can’t hear us*

*whispering so quietly*

if we're talking about the vaginal infection then i think curing the world from BV would be a service to all

but if we're talking about the person....i think that sounds like an appealing idea. however we need to find the most ethical way of doing it so to we don't get taken down in return at the claim of "homophobia"

#trying to balance doing a psychology essay and also taking down BV. hard life…

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is stupid with love rereprise going to replace the happy birthday song @ your 18th. need to know because i'm showing up there with a chainsaw (made of rainbows) and a hockey mask (made of butterflies)

stupid with love rereprise x tour it roars x wildlife. find a way to make that the new happy birthday song for my 18th and i’ll forgive you for your homophobia and your violent crimes you want to commit against me

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WELL YOU WONT TELL EVERYONE YOUR REAL NAME. what else is a girl to do if not call you BV 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Isn't BV a vaginal infection?

@ohbrightnewday answer for your crimes. i suppose this sort of backhanded hypocoristic what i should've expected from someone who likes cady heron

#what is this. a crossover episode??? /bjhm ref #im the coolest cady heron liker shush forever :(

[ohbrightnewday]

we never kiss because her gloss is the consistency of sauce and it gets all over stuff. it’s like frosting. she’s exhausting 😔😔😔😔😔

#aaron samuels the man you are 🫶 #once again coping with DC mean girls. expect nothing else for me

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good morning i turn 18 and finish high school classes this week. how are WE feeling

#too many feelings and it’s only 7:30 on monday #shout-out to mean girls!!! i will be extra hyper fixated this week!!

[ohbrightnewday]

WHITE CAIRO

SCREAMING HI LAUREL. APPARENTLY BLANKVORT DID KNOW ABOUT WE ARE THE TIGERS BUT NOT WHITE CAIRO SO IVE NOW CURSED HER WITH THIS INFO 😭😭😭

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twitches and passes away. neither. NEITHER ‼️ poor danielle /j

hey @ohbrightnewday straight damian hubbard daughter or white duvall son. either way danielle wade is somehow in the program i think she's the harbinger of the miscast mean girls apocalypse

#it’s just like white Cairo… /ref #like extremely niche ref I hope at least one of my followers will understand / remember

[ohbrightnewday]

top ten things that make sense to only like 4 people

blanketvore

tour cadina in your incredibly fascinating train of shipping thoughts

#today willow had cadina thoughts and exploded

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PSA to BV and non-obnd followers: it’s now officially my birthday this week so you’re not allowed to be mean to me. mean girls was written about you :( this counts as mean btw however. e!cady reaction made up for it. the way to my heart is through e!cady. no offence d!cady, I adore Danielle, but e!cady is my favourite forever.

I got distracted half way through this talking about aaron butttt uhhh have some photos i compiled i no longer think you’re mean

PSA to all your followers: BV is really mean to me 😣🥲

psa to you obnd: they do not care i think our followers are a venn diagram comprising a singular circle and if they've stayed long enough to see our cady thoughts they clearly do not care about bullying. you get an e!cady reaction photo this time bc (forgive me for the gen z/alpha/beta slang the kevin g thirst traps infected me) i've been so tourpilled i almost forgot what a wonderful collection of facial expressions erika's given the people/criminals

#I FORGOT WHAT I WAS SAYING HALF WAY THROUGH IM SORRY #is your tag for me cancel willow ohbrightnewday 2024 #@ my followers this is /lh /j BV is cool ig 🙄

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cady do you remember when i mowed your lawn your mom came out with just a towel on i could tell she liked me from the way she stared and the way she said you missed a spot over there and i know that you think it's just a fantasy but since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me

im going to block you and im going to block bre forever and ever and ever and ever and-

#GO BACK TO BED OR SOMETHING ISNT IT LIKE 7AM SMH

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cady's mom has got it going on she's all i want and i've waited for so long cady can't you see you're just not the girl for me i know it might be wrong but i'm in love with cady's mom

bre honey what the fuck. i see why this post was rejected content <3

#screaming 😭

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are you mad i didn't send you the gretchen wieners radio host ask. what's your take on the concept

(no, you're running out of ideas)

yes im very mad grrrrr /j

gretchvin au where they're both radio hosts. is a thing i actually think about sometimes. sometimes, i reallly think about gretchvin </3

sorry for no cool drawing like BV did smh

[ohbrightnewday]

go shower

EMMA

ill go shower in a minute 😔🥺🥺

[ohbrightnewday]

people think im e!cady coded but secretly it’s been d!cady all this time…. It’s really late and I’m tired so bullying is HARD OKAY. I’m doing my best!!!!! lord black wouldn’t know what hit him (i poison him)

me sitting deciding bullying is wrong and i won’t bully you today… for now (I couldn’t insult cady ever, you’ve met me :()

imagine me a bully rn: * not leve ing you aloe🌿🌿 * ha get bullied 😠😠😠😠

boo i'm throwing tomatoes at your supposed not leve ing me aloe. where's the creativity. the specificity. your angry emojis aren't even swearing at me. a parrot could do better than you and they bully exclusively based on nurture rather than nature. i know you have enough grasp of the story pyramid to make something better than whatever this hostage situation of emojis and words is. what are the stakes. what is your motive. what is the purpose of this scene. get creative like my classmate after i told him to cite his sources (he just used chatgpt)

obligatory d!cady reaction photo

#cancel blankvort rn