oh-heartlessman

[oh-heartlessman]

“I think the temperature-adjusting lube should be one of our launch products,” said Howl. They sat at Hera’s kitchen table, though they weren’t here to tinker with enchantments or spells. 

Actually, he had his laptop up and was currently making a spreadsheet and vision board for the launch of their joint magical sex item line. 

“It’s very versatile, and also a more normalized item. A staple. Good to have. Even if we can’t sell someone on the ropes or the anal plugs, they could most definitely use lube.” 

@thesorceress-hera

I Heard You Like Magic (I Got a Wand and a Rabbit) || Herowl

#srry this is the best title #i need to shout myself out #i was like i need a sexy lyric but one thats coy #and THIS IS SO PERFECTKJDDAKJLS #BC IT IS MAGIC #I Heard You Like Magic (I Got a Wand and a Rabbit) #cw: frank discussion of sex #<-- bringing that back #let me know if i should read more this aksdaksldj #herowl #hera

[oh-heartlessman]

I Heard You Like Magic (I Got a Wand and a Rabbit) || Herowl

[oh-heartlessman]

“Oh, that’s absolutely fine,” said Howl, raising his eyebrows slightly. He leaned down to Maggie. “Did you save any for me?”

“No!” Maggie giggled. “We each got one! With toppings! But nothing for you.”

Howl pretended to be offended, pressing a hand to his heart. 

“Tsk-tsk. Well next time, bring me home something.”

“It’ll melt!” 

Howl tilted their head.

“Hmm, that’s a conundrum. Perhaps I can enchant some bowls so that ice cream won’t melt. You’ll have to bring them to Ice Queen and ask them to directly put it in them, though.” He turned back to Evy. “I hope she wasn’t too much of a handful.” 

@evangelinee

Goodnight Moon * [Shooting Star]

#Goodnight Moon #shooting star #evy

[oh-heartlessman]

“Oh, oh!” 

Now that the idea was in Maggie’s head, she was sure to take off with it. Howl could see her eyes begin to sparkle, that same sort of devilish glint she shared with her mother.

It caught Howl off-guard. And for a second, they felt an ache of missing.

It was gone in a moment. Mostly because Maggie was now clamoring about how she and Opal ought to have a proper portrait done for Maggie’s upcoming birthday.

“We’ll circle back on that,” said Howl, reaching over to playfully tug on one of Maggie’s curls. “But for now, I was thinking of a simple family portrait. Either me sitting and Maggie standing, or vice versa. Perhaps us both sitting. Whatever you think makes the most artistic sense.” He tented his fingers together. 

@lou-bonfightme

House of Pendragon || Houling Like a Wolf

#thank you jamie for constantly wearing howl-coded outfits #House of Pendragon #houling like a wolf #lou #feat maggie #feat opal

[oh-heartlessman]

Maggie giggled, and Howl couldn’t help but smile. 

Perhaps it shouldn’t be so surprising that Reza was good with kids. He did, after all, have a daughter. Howl couldn’t remember her name (woops), but he did know she was older than Maggie. Reza had been doing the parenting thing far longer than Howl.

Maybe (????????) he had a thing or two to teach Howl. 

(Howl repressed an eye roll at this thought, and instead just continued to laugh and pat Maggie on the shoulder).  

“Cross my heart! I won’t tell anyone,” said Maggie, making the appropriate gesture. “I am very serious about promises.” 

It's Not What It Looks Like || Open

#srry reza ilu #It's Not What It Looks Like #howlza #feat maggie #reza

[oh-heartlessman]

“Well, we might as well get started,” said Howl, as they strode into their garden, rolling up the sleeves on their black silk shirt. 

He’d signed up to be a coach for Lilith Clawthorne’s quaint little tournament, and he’d been pleased to be assigned with Kleopatra Schreiber. He knew her family, of course. It was hard not to in Ingary. He’d brushed elbows with her mother and others at fancy parties and what not.

(As for Howl’s other two charges, Eilonwy was certainly capable, albeit a bit unpolished, but they’d somehow gotten stuck with Lilith’s sister of all people. He imagined Lilith smiling smugly as she made that assignment). 

After greeting Kleo, Howl decided it was best to get right down to business. Outside, of course, since he didn’t want anything inside the house to get broken. 

“I imagine you are going to be relying mostly on your specialty,” said Howl. “So why don’t we start with that? Admittedly, I don’t have much knowledge in terms of elemental specialties, but it would be good to get an assessment of your current capabilities.” 

@clio-of-hesiod

Eye of the Tiger || Howleo

#Eye of the Tiger #howleo #kleo

[oh-heartlessman]

Eye of the Tiger || Howleo

[oh-heartlessman]

“Oh, yes, quite successful.” Howl unbuttoned their cloak and it drifted onto the rack. Their satchel was positively brimming with reagents. It had been a nice trek into the woods, deeper than he would dare go with Maggie. He needed to go at this time of day and week when she would not be in school, for there were some very specific reagents one could only find at these moments in time.

All in all, a satisfying trek! He’d get to work filing away all the reagents in a moment, but for now he really needed a cup of tea. 

“And how was—”

“Father!” Maggie ran over, catapulting herself at Howl’s legs. “We got ice cream!”

@evangelinee

Goodnight Moon * [Shooting Star]

#Goodnight Moon #shooting star #evy #starpower

[oh-heartlessman]

“Yes,” said Maggie, sitting up very straight and folding her hands on her lap. “It was all my idea!” 

“Of course,” said Howl. “A royal portrait of the Queen and the dowager ruler.” He raised both eyebrows at Lou. “I have a lovely painting of myself from an artist in Ingary, but it’s been sometime. I was barely 21. And besides, I want to account for my growing family.”

“Yes, so it is mostly going to be my first portrait!” Maggie declared. “And Father will also be there.” 

@lou-bonfightme

House of Pendragon || Houling Like a Wolf

#im obsessed w maggie and opal now so #House of Pendragon #houling like a wolf #lou #feat maggie #maggie #idk what her tag is #asdklj

[oh-heartlessman]

#about

[oh-heartlessman]

“Oh,” said Maggie. She stared at Reza, eyes wide and unblinking. “Do you use it for other non-wand stuff? I think more wands should have other uses. Yours is … just a wand.”

This was directed at Howl, who chuckled, pressing a hand to their heart.

“It’s very stylish though. And I can use it to pin my hair if needed. And perhaps as a skewer. Though I wouldn’t want to get it all greasy.” He made a little face at Maggie, which made her giggle.

She turned back to Reza.

“You can cut bread with that wand!” she said. “But the crumbs… I understand if you don’t.” She nodded very solemnly. 

@rezares

It's Not What It Looks Like || Open

#It's Not What It Looks Like #reza #rezowl

[oh-heartlessman]

“What!” Maggie’s eyes widened. She turned to Howl. “Why don't you use a knife?”

“Darling, I’m not from where Mr. Reza is from,” said Howl gently. “It’s special.”

“Hmm.” Maggie blinked. “Does it work better?”

“It works as well for Mr. Reza as mine does for myself,” said Howl. “At least, I would assume so.”

“Does he stab the air?”

“I apologize, Reza,” said Howl. “She’s just full of questions these days.” 

@rezares

It's Not What It Looks Like || Open

#It's Not What It Looks Like #reza

[oh-heartlessman]

Oh, Howl was not immune to flattery, even from Lilith Clawthorne. 

Yes, they knew they were charming and charismatic and had a marvelous speaking voice, but it just felt nice to hear it from a third party. Even when it was Lilith, who so clearly wanted him to participate in this little tournament of hers. 

“Hmm, I don’t know that I’ve ever thought of myself as a commentator,” mused Howl. “As wonderful as my speaking voice is, I fear that might be a waste of my more exciting talents. What’s this you mentioned about coaches though?” 

@ravenwitch-lilith

All is Fair in Love And Tournaments || Open

#uHhh #howling raven #.....??? #lilith #Lil Howl LMAO

[oh-heartlessman]

DARK SQUAD (throwback)

i am realizing now i shoulda fomatted this better but

ANYA'S SHIPS AS TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS CONTINUED

#i have nothing else to say #lawl #dark squad #Youtube

[oh-heartlessman]

“Yes, Queen Opal,” said Maggie, with a gracious nod.

She immediately went to the corner of the room and pushed one of the mahogany chairs closer to the coffee table, the legs of it thumping against the hardwood floor in a way that made Howl wince.

“Darling —”

Howl glanced at the chair and it lifted from the floor and glided over, settling down near the narrow end of the coffee table. 

“Do you want a chair of your own, Queen Opal?” Howl said, turning to Opal. 

“We can share!” declared Maggie. 

“Well, ask your guest.”

“Do you want to share a throne, Queen Opal?” Maggie asked. 

@lou-bonfightme

House of Pendragon || Houling Like a Wolf

#will they actually discuss what we planned this thread to be about #tbd #houling like a wolf #house of pendragon #lou

[oh-heartlessman]

#face #heartbreaker

[oh-heartlessman]

“I have a green hat with shamrocks on it,” said Maggie. It had been a St. Patrick’s day keepsake Howl had picked up at Pixies a couple years ago. He did not know if Lou would ever be caught dead in it, but he watched as Maggie fished it out and presented it to Opal with a flourish. 

“Oh! And there’s also tiaras if Mr. Lou doesn’t want a hat. None of them are green, but they are pretty.” She fished one out of the bin, then another, and another, till she found her favorite and put it on top of her hair. “Tada! Pick onefor him, Opal!”

To Howl, she handed a tiara with pink jewels. He placed it on his head, then nodded at Lou.

“So what will it be?” 

@lou-bonfightme

House of Pendragon || Houling Like a Wolf

#House of Pendragon #houling like a wolf #lou