When Boys Ask What the Pockets in My Dress Are For
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Being home from college after freshman year
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every time i get my period
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WHEN I GIVE SHITTY ADVICE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
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i’m just like:
before my friends and i go out
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If it’s my friend:
If it’s my mom:
When I call someone and they don't answer
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WHEN I TAKE OFF MY BEER GOGGLES
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When You Drink With Your Friends
Shit starts to get crazy
Then you think about how awful you're all going to feel tomorrow
But no one gets hungover or pukes.
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READING MY DRUNK TEXTS THE NEXT MORNING
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when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
cosmo sex tip #666
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WHEN I PICTURE MYSELF AS A MOM
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when all of my teachers posted grades on web advisor
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And then you’re just like:
When you know your crush is going to be at a party/bar, so you show up on purpose
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when my best friend and i are running the beer pong table
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Listening to the radio
When a shitty pitbull song comes on
Changing the station and hearing the same song
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