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Mamma Birb sent this to me and I’m also crying

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I can’t believe I just had to go walk to my minifridge and grab a drink ALL BY MYSELF. Someone’s getting fired for this!

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Thank you for the input. As for being hurt, well, I think Velma was making a jab at my handwriting with what she said. It was uncalled for!

Would it be appropriate to apologize to… uh… someone… via video? Velma says that a man of my status should actually talk to people, not just write. And she also says he wouldn’t be able to read what I write. That part hurt my feelings.

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Would it be appropriate to apologize to… uh… someone… via video? Velma says that a man of my status should actually talk to people, not just write. And she also says he wouldn’t be able to read what I write. That part hurt my feelings.

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When I talk about Vitruvius it is mourning for the man I regret killing. These citizens ask me about him not out of respect, but because they want to hear childish gossip.

Buisness wahjt was your Favorite thing about Vivtruvuiosu...........

Who is putting all of you citizens up to this? You guys do nothing but ask about Vitruvius. All day, every day, it’s just Vitruvius Vitruvius Vitruvius! Hey Business, what do you like about Vitruvius! Hey Business, why did you kill Vitruvius! Businessss! Think about Vitruvius! Think about the dead man, Business! I’M TIRED OF IT!

Do you REALLY want to know what my favorite thing about Vitruvius was? It was how he never took anything too seriously. He could order around all the master builders in the world, but he still made the time to have fun. I think that was cool.

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66%? Where did you get the percentage?

Me and GCBC are the only actual employees of Octan. There’s the Where Are My Pants actors and other real people around, but they’re contracters, not employees! And the robots count as machinery. Since GCBC is two people, they actually make up 66% of Octan, and I’m the other 33%. I don’t know where the remaining 1% goes, math is weird.

#business asks

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Buisness wahjt was your Favorite thing about Vivtruvuiosu...........

Who is putting all of you citizens up to this? You guys do nothing but ask about Vitruvius. All day, every day, it’s just Vitruvius Vitruvius Vitruvius! Hey Business, what do you like about Vitruvius! Hey Business, why did you kill Vitruvius! Businessss! Think about Vitruvius! Think about the dead man, Business! I’M TIRED OF IT!

Do you REALLY want to know what my favorite thing about Vitruvius was? It was how he never took anything too seriously. He could order around all the master builders in the world, but he still made the time to have fun. I think that was cool.

#business asks

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SWAT-Bot-05: HELLO PRESIDENT! remember me?!!?! I just wanted to come and tell you, I LOVE your presence! you are soooo cool!!

(This robot's real name is Five)

Why can’t everyone else be like you? I am so cool! Thank you for noticing!

#business asks

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Coppernauts Yay or Nay ?!?!

If GCBC is gay, that means I can get more money by advertising that Octan has 66% queer staff. So YAY!

#business asks

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I heard you like wizards! Have this!

- Unikitty

NOT FUNNY.

#business asks

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Why do you keep insisting the Cops are 944? I didn't think it was possible for humans to get that old unless they were like wizards or something, and Cops really don't seem like a wizard to me. Do you know something the rest of us don't? 🤔

Before I explain, I ask you this, why do you mention wizards TWICE here? You’re paining me.

Anyways, the cops are OBVIOUSLY SUPER OLD, and I know they said they were like, 44, but I think they forgot a number! You haven’t worked with them for years like I have, I’ve seen that wrinkly face(faces?) more times than I can count. And they have graying and balding hair. Why do you think they wear that helmet? To hide it, DUH!

Also, they’re always hunched over. Some say that’s my fault (WHICH IT TOTALLY ISNT.), but I think that they’re just way too old and their spine is crumbling to dust. Plus, maybe having their messed up anatomy, y’know the two people in one thing, lengthens their lifespan! Being 944 wouldn’t be the weirdest thing about them.

#business asks

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There’s no way someone thought you were in your 20s. I don’t believe it. 25 and 944 are very different ages.

1, 2, 9, 44

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

▫️ Oh, well... Much as I've always wanted to be a dad, I have to be realistic about it. The robots are going to be the only "kids" we'll ever have. We're not likely to be allowed to adopt, after everything we've done, and no one's ever going to want to have kids with us. I've never been able to keep a partner for longer than 3 months.

9. who did you last see in person?

▪️ Business. Going to see Mom and Dad again soon though.

44. age you get mistaken for

▫️ Most people are usually pretty good at guessing within a couple years of our actual age, but there have been quite a few that think we're in our late 30s. And one really old lady who thought we were still in our mid-20s for some reason, that was kind of funny.

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I always thought wizards were really cool.

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HAW HAW! I asked for some crayons at the country club and drew all over the back of some paperwork. Don’t talk about what I drew. just enjoy it!!

#art #super good art #amazing art #i am the best artist

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I don’t like the sound of that. Let’s get on those repairs, ASAP! If you need me to sign off on anything, I’ll be at the Bricksburg Country Club, safe on the ground.

The-Computer: LB, You say we should make Octan's tower bigger? Like... five more floors?

Five floors? Five floors is pitiful! I want FIFTY new floors! Go big or go home!

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And if it collapses, do all the floors above go too? Like jenga?

The-Computer: LB, You say we should make Octan's tower bigger? Like... five more floors?

Five floors? Five floors is pitiful! I want FIFTY new floors! Go big or go home!