official-teammagma

[official-teammagma]

no ❤️. consider this instead:

honest question what were teams magma and aqua doing. what exactly did they hope to achieve by either drying the world out or flooding it. supervillains messing with the ecosystem for a higher purpose is one thing but literally were they just bored or something

[official-teammagma]

GROUDON KNOWS WASSUP

just drank water. tasted awful. this is why it should not exist anywhere i think

#unreality #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting #pokeblr #pokemon irl #edit arven is just a hater :))

[official-teammagma]

To amend the above statement- while our team magma is a limited commodity at this time and cannot be spared for outside use, our sincere hope is to ramp up production and distribution such that our magma will become a sustainable life-source for the people of Hoenn by 2025, and the global population by 2030.* We appreciate your interest in our products and work.

*Team Magma does not assume liability for any damages caused by drinking or otherwise consuming its products.

can I drink the team magma?

god i wish

#apologies for the initial unprofessionalism. we really need to stop letting the grunts answer these asks. #unreality #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting #pokeblr #pokemon irl

[official-teammagma]

can I drink the team magma?

god i wish

#unreality #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting #pokemon irl

[official-teammagma]

Y'all probably haven't even heard of the Hatsune Miku Gun Held Item :/

hatsune WHAT

#these held items getting crazy #back in my day we just had sitrus berries #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting

[official-teammagma]

Ah, thank you for bringing this to our attention! Your request has been granted and the associate who set up our account has been properly disciplined.

Hello. It has come to our attention that Team Aqua has had a monopoly on the great userbase of Tumblr for far too long. Therefore, our official account commences to spread Team Magma's glorious agenda!

We hope you will join us in our mission to dominate the earth preserve and expand the divine landscapes of Hoenn and the world beyond!!! 🔥🔥🔥

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting #unreality #pokeblr #pokemon irl

[official-teammagma]

who needs h2o when u have swag 🤪😤🔥

#unreality #pokeblogging #pokeposting #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #pokeblr

[official-teammagma]

1. that KILLS people. grossly irresponsible of you to promote such behavior

2. what the fuck is an american

just drank water. tasted awful. this is why it should not exist anywhere i think

[official-teammagma]

just drank water. tasted awful. this is why it should not exist anywhere i think

#unreality #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeposting #pokeblr #pkmn irl

[official-teammagma]

Hello. It has come to our attention that Team Aqua has had a monopoly on the great userbase of Tumblr for far too long. Therefore, our official account commences to spread Team Magma's glorious agenda!

We hope you will join us in our mission to dominate the earth preserve and expand the divine landscapes of Hoenn and the world beyond!!! 🔥🔥🔥

#official-teamaqua your reign is over :) #unreality #pkmn irl #pokeposting #pokeblogging #pokeblr #pokemon irl

[official-teammagma]

Horrifying. Disturbing. This CANNOT be the way forward. Team Magma will work towards a land-based solution for making the Pokémon gay.

We're putting chemicals in the water to turn the pokemon gay