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Dungeon meshi is just how different people interact with a cat (Laois)

This man needs to be put into a container and studied!!!!

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reblog if u a communist

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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Great now I'm gonna fight my wife over which tumblr feed to crave

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#last thing you see before being frozen in carbonite

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At 5:00 PM today, a little bird was spotted hopping on a wire

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#why does this sound like it's jizz from sonic 3?

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Catsup

salt

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always saying this

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PENGUINS. all of them!

(not precisely to scale, but close)

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Republican 2020 platform

text from my coworker

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people when you tell them to perhaps not work at the war crimes factory:

#time for something shocking #you can vote AND not work for an evil company

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this is official

somethin I've noticed