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in desperate need of tummy licks (18+)

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hi I would like a sliver of attention pls (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

#I rewatch this multiple times a day

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always a gr8 day to be gay

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Can I play with you as we lean against the rail and watch the fountain show or is that too forward

#seriously tho #too pda? #nah

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There’s a good chance I’m drunk though

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Fuck do I go to rainforest cafe or NachoDaddy?

#Vegas

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This one deserves its own post really

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Me? Horny the second I wake up? It's more likely than you think

#especially when I roll over and the bulge is just pressing into the bed #like it feels great but I’m soooo sleepy

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

#it’s TERRIFIED #quick bury it inside of you at once #for comfort

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We're just a bunch of fucking animals

#my moots are perfect

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🧼 🚿

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Okay let’s see if I can smoke this industrial grade, made for decepticon’s kinda joint again and not feel like I’m gonna just die

#fingers crossed #literally a hamster level hit this time

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➶ ♡ ۪ ｡˚ ✧

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I wanna touch you inappropriately in public and see your face change

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❤️‍🔥

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