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Today I learned the band who wrote Tubthumping are an amazing and based leftist political band

#idk what to put here go away scary tumblr >:(

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we got a pack of single use parchment paper specifically for airfryers which basically reduces the amount of times we need to wash it by a factor of 10, highly recommended

air fryer is worlds most beautiful instrument UNTIL you have to wash that horrible god damn piece of bastard .

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Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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Swedish Chef was on Masterchef Junior this week and he has human hands and it makes me really uncomfortable. 

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OMG IT MADE IT TO ME I AM SO HAPPY

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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reblog if your dms are a safe space for girlcock

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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#🥺

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🇵🇸 IMPORTANT. Please share. 🇵🇸

If you have Instagram, Meta has set an automatic limit on "political content" as a means to stop the spread of awareness about Palestine, Sudan, Congo and more places where genocide and injustice are being enacted.

You can remove the limit in your settings. Instructions:

1. Go to Settings and Activity

2. Scroll down and click go to Suggested Content

3. Click on Political Content

4. Select "Don't Limit"

Please share so more people know about this and what to do

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Update

I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy :( Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.

To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails. 

Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it. 

Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*

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i should’ve been a cat

#PREACH

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️