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IT’S EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAY

#give it up for 26!! another year another grif!! #audio #jet pack queues

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no bare minimum i want the moon and the stars

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curse be damned my boy can still fag it up

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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to make those fuzzy rave girl legwarmer things they have to hunt wild sparkledog OCs for their neon pelts. it's gruesome. they bait them with poisoned energy drinks and club them to death.

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hand hurts from jacking off

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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

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Happy April Fools 2024

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IM MAKING A ZINE AND I NEED YOUR HELP! I’m making a Zine about sleepy conversations/ things you’ve said in your sleep! Tell me about them here!

For example! Onetime I sung the State Farm jingle to my boyfriend in my sleep and when he asked what I was doing I said “jk stimmons” and yelled at him saying he was in spiderman

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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Oh this is kinda cute

#kitty paws…. #the witch speaks

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Try not to cum in my labyrinth of terror

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would