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[txt] Booooo [txt] Don't make me have to delete my number again, I was just getting this one memorized.

[txt] Don't underestimate me.

[txt] I'm infinitely resourceful.

[txt] Next resort though would be me telling a certain someone that you desperately missed his memes while he was incommunicado.

[txt] And you want him to make it up.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] Bringing Numby into it?

[txt] You're diabolical.

[txt] You would need mountains and mountains of shiny things. Their need is unquenchable.

[txt] Good. I'd have to do something drastic otherwise.

[txt] You know, like send stupider memes.

[txt] And give Numby so many shiny things that they won't want to work.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] Hey I certainly won't be the one to snitch. [txt] Especially not to him.

[txt] So obviously that secret would be safe with me.

[txt] Since only myself and now you know of my battle plans

[txt] If info leaks to the enemy I know who spilled the beans.

[txt] I'm swearing you to secrecy.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] That's a pretty lofty goal. [txt] Don't let the other one find out or it could end up a full battle.

[txt] It's all about self-care, Topaz.

[txt] I'm working on my subtle takeover as superior memester.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] So now I get them from you too huh?

[txt] Your memes are funnier at least.

@numbynumbers

[txt]

Aventurine isn't the only one that sends out goofy memes in texts.

#mischievousfires #[[pfftt]]

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"Huh, most people are a bit weirded out when they see a warp trotter." The way Numby was wiggling, looking up at the man, it was easy to see they were enjoying the praise. "But you seem like a man of taste. I find them adorable and squishy personally."

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"What a remarkable creature. And it's garbed such that it makes it even more pleasing to look at. Truly beautiful." Why yes, he's admiring Numby.

#trashcanknight #[[the most beautiful creature in the universe obviously]]

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[txt] what no PvP rounds? [txt] I think it would be interesting to see who would make it out the winner between you two.

[txt] Depends on who has the best aim.

[txt] Hey, we're a team this time.

[txt] I'm trying to convince him to wear something darker so he doesn't turn himself into a giant target.

A pause.

[txt] Although that would be a good strategy. Have the enemy focus on shooting the neon sign that he is while I snipe from the shadows.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] Make him work hard for me

[txt] too bad it's not paint ball [txt] I'd ask you to aim a shot at him for me too

[txt] Vive la révolution

A long pause.

[txt] Good luck. I'll think of you while playing laser tag.

#mischievousfires #[[shes so nice to him]]

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[txt] I appreciate your sympathy.

[txt] I still have some work to do in repairing my record again. [txt] So no room to be turning down jobs. Especially one of this scale.

[txt] This is exactly why there is nothing that exists in this universe that is worth enough to pay me to go there.

[txt] I'd only go there if a friend was in desperate need of something only I could personally do.

[txt] Fortunately I have yet to encounter that situation so I'm just going to give you my condolences.

#mischievousfires #[[that convo like at the end with Jade got me like what are yall gonna doooo]]

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[txt] I thought I was going to be able to tell the difference, but even I didn't see the twist coming. [txt] How quickly they were able to warp an entire reality so smoothly...

[txt] and the IPC isn't finished with the place so I probably will be going back. [txt] Still waiting on details.

[txt] It's fun to think of abstract things but only on your own terms.

[txt] When someone else is in charge of what you perceive though?

[txt] That's nightmare fuel.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] I don't blame you for feeling that way at all.

[txt] I'm still trying to wrap my head around what actually happened and did not happen. [txt] I don't normally deal with the abstract. [txt] I work with numbers and predictable markets changes.

[txt] You have my utmost respect for being able to not only exist there but also actually work.

[txt] Just the thought of Penacony makes my blood run cold.

[txt] And for me that's quite a feat.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] Always so considerate~

[txt] It'll be nice to just talk face to face with someone about something other than work. [txt] I'm also soooo ready to get a break from Penacony.

[txt] I know Numby likes me at least.

[txt] I’ll be sure to bring something extra shiny for them,

[txt] But yeah, get me that list and I’ll see what I can come up with.

[txt] I don’t want to make any of them sick through careless ignorance.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] I'll send you a list, some of them have different dietary restrictions of course. [txt] Different planets, different rules. [txt] Had to do a lot of research.

[txt] Worth it though, they're so cute.

[txt] The most special of all is of course Numby. [txt] Just loves anything shiny.

[txt] I’ll come! I’ll come!

She was laughing by this point.

[txt] Give me an idea of what treats I can bring when y’have the time t’spare

[txt] My standards are low enough to try and bribe my way into temporary acceptance.

[txt] Or tolerance as the case might be.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll be too excited to care. [txt] Also treats help, I plan to bring home a lot of them.

[txt] I'm putting my work bonus to very good use I think.

[txt] You don't need to do either, Topaz.

[txt] I know the truth.

[txt] Eh...I know that some of your pets aren't that comfortable around me.

[txt] On account of the instinctive fire alarms that most animals have.

[txt] But I'll be happy to come visit you anyway.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] he does it because he loves- [txt] to annoy me [txt] I will not confirm or deny if I missed them or not V_V

[txt] now what I do miss are my babies and you know they would love to have you visit too. I only have two hands and they need a lot of petting~

[txt] He does it because he loves you.

[txt] You missed those memes when he went MIA

[txt] I can always come visit you when you get a chance to chill with your critters.

[txt] I expect they miss you more than us two legged creatures.

#mischievousfires

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[txt] I knooow I knooow [txt] Things have just been a bit hectic at work [txt] I've barely been able to visit my own place.

[txt] Might get a little break before the next plans go into motion.

[txt] Glad you're keeping him busy. He keeps complaining about being bored and sending me a bunch of memes.

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[txt] You need to come by for a visit soon

[txt] It's been forever.

Not really but like Aventurine Roxy did exaggerate.

[txt] Not this weekend though.

[txt] Going laser tagging with Aventurine.

#mischievousfires

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She was so glad he could not hear her laughing. He probably would not appreciate that it was at his expense.

[txt] That's one description for him.

[txt] I think out of anyone you could have ranted to in that state, Roxy was probably the safest. [txt] She's pretty understanding soooo I'm sure you can turn things around. [txt] Just do whatever flirty things you did before.

(text) Hey, I’m not afraid to admit the man is gorgeous

(text) He also has the personality of a pissed-off cat at the best of times

(text) I’d have more chance with Roxy if I’d just slept instead of spouting off random stuff while high on painkillers

#dropratemaxing