Adulthood has taught me that loading a dishwasher is a skill and it is a skill that not everyone possesses
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went and saw my dad today for the first time in over a year now that im back in the state and he was telling me about his newly diagnosed sleep apnea and he said "I die several times in my sleep every night but come back to life because God doesn't want me" and then i went into his bathroom and this was there instead of a mirror so im glad to see hes the same as always
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gotta give it to my man charondas that is some serious commitment to the bit
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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.
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the mutuals would love that
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meme number 21
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye
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forever thinking about this
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Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"
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what a guy
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
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