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doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe

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when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them

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still so charmed by the way rose tyler is so unapologetically lower class without the narrative like. consistently telling you that. it’s all stuff you see between her flat and her bottle blonde hair with roots poking through and and her clumpy mascara and her clothes that don’t fit quite right and her passion for looking out for the underdog. it’s just so refreshing to have the protagonist of a show not be so squeaky clean and polished or a complete antihero but just some completely normal girl shaped by the way she grew up

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i could be being chased by the killer and i'd be like oh man this is so embarrassing i must look like such an idiot right now he's probably judging my silly little run and everything

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idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

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Green is the new Black - Faroe  / Faroe Islands

© Vincent Van Duysen

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Oh so you think you have hoes? That’s interesting... name 5

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the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked

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on the first day of class my astronomy professor asked us why the night sky was dark. if our universe is infinite, how can there be spaces between the stars? he didn’t answer the question until the last day– because our universe is relatively young, and is still growing. it is finite. not enough stars or galaxies have been formed to fill up the entire night sky.

but what that means to me is that somewhere, in an older universe, the night sky looks like a tapestry of diamonds. somewhere darkness is pale white and glittering. imagine being so surrounded. i haven’t gotten that image out of my head ever since– you could never navigate under such a sky but god it sounds lovely

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being bisexual gives you superpowers but they don’t want you to know that

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every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr

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why must reductress hurt me in this way