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Me when I smush my face into the wall

#squeeished

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Yeah it's called "my blog after 4th of January 2024"

#malevolent #malevolent podcast

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voice actors my beloveds. audio drama actors my belovededs. voice actors audio drama actors sometimes u are one and the same my beloevds. voice acting is a craft a craft such an aRt hngngng

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message for girls: you can be a boy too. you dont have to stop being a girl to be a boy. if you dont want to be a girl you can stop, but you can also keep being a girl and be a boy at the same time. you can be a trans man and still be a woman if you want. if your womanhood is real to you and not just an imitation of what you think you're supposed to be doing, the way a lot of trans men describe, you can keep doing womanhood and just start doing manhood alongside it. and even if yours is an imitation you can keep it forever if you want to, if it is dear to you, you do not have to give it up to be valid.

and btw if your womanhood is hard-won and you feel like any hint of manhood is a threat to your validity, you can still have both things if you want both of them. you can be a trans woman and also a man if you wanna. you don't have to but if you want to, you can.

also no matter what kind of womanhood you have you can stop doing it whenever you need to. including if your womanhood is sincere and genuine btw. and it doesnt have to mean you were never a woman. you can do whatever you want forever i love you

#do whatever you want forever!!

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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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#torment nexus... #from the hit book do NOT create the torment nexus

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how?? just how?

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It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.

On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.

Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.

#dungeon meshi

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It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.

On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.

Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.

#dungeon meshi

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Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

#schlorp

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I am. Intrigued at the direction this is going, I wasn't expecting so many people to vote for jarthur, maybe it's the blorbo effect?

My thinking is that while John and Arthur survive a stupid amount of serious injuries, ultimately they are still human, and thus die first

Jon, though no longer completely human, is still more human than the other two remaining options, and depending on what his mental state is, might be welcoming of his death. Even if he isn't, a black hole failed to sufficiently kill Jonny, and Jod over there has come back from complete disintegration by the strongest flesh magician in the cosmos, so I don't think he has much of a chance.

Due to the no Resurrection Beasts/bar fight rule, Jonny and Jod don't have any way to permanently kill each other, so I think those 2 are just kinda in a stalemate for the rest of time. Hypothetically, if Jod can function in outer space, then Jonny "dies" by virtue of not being able to do anything between getting voidburnt and regenerating from getting voidburnt but idk if he can do that

John battle who wins

John Gaius vs Jonathan Sims vs John Doe vs Jon(ny) d'Ville

You can either vote for your favorite blorbo or consider the information I have provided beneath the cut (spoilers ahead). No results button pick on pure vibes if you have to

John Gaius, Necrolord Prime

- the first necromancer, created the 9 necromantic houses by resurrecting the solar system

- 10,000 years old

- immortal

- was a twitch streamer

- incredibly powerful necromancer (bone, flesh, and spirit magic), once reformed himself after getting vaporized

Jonathan Sims, the Archivist

- the specialest little guy of the Ceaseless Watcher, a fear god surrounding eyes, knowledge, and being perceived

- avatar, the Eye heals him supernaturally quickly, functionally immortal

- has vaporized multiple people with his mind

- asexual

- canonically greying in his late 20s, has so so many scars

John Doe, the Undefeated

- piece of the King in Yellow residing in a 1930s private investigators eyes and arm

- purple prose, says Arthur's name a lot

- tenacious, stubborn, determined, survived the dark world and the dreamlands for quite a while

- the survivability of a cockroach

- supernaturally wooden finger

Jonny d'Ville, First Mate

- mechanical heart that regenerates and resurrects him

- immortal steampunk space pirate C̶a̶p̶t̶a̶i̶n̶ First Mate of the starship Aurora

- unfathomably old through time shenanigans

- permanent death that is foretold (bar fight)

- loves guns and blowing things up and violence

- played by Jonathan Sims who wrote and voiced Jonathan Sims the Archivist

- narrator, dramatic, too many belts

For the purposes of this exercise:

- the Resurrection Beasts are nowhere near J. Gaius for the entirety of the battle

- they are nowhere near a bar fight for the entirety of the battle

- J. Sims has his full Archivist powers

- J. Doe has Arthur, is able to manifest as in part 40, they have their bag and whatever the hell is in it (glass, stone, mask, books, etc), and they have a gun and as many bullets as they would reasonably carry

- J. Doe and Arthur will not be receiving help from Kayne for the duration of the battle, but they start with no serious injuries and are not currently fighting with each other

- teamups are allowed, through there can be only one left alive at the end

- no one has access to their allies (the other Mechanisms, the Archives crew, the Lyctors, the Mithraeum, or the 9 houses)

#obviously there are other interpretations #but like #thats 2 eldritch humans vs an immortal dramatic bastard vs the necromantic god himself #excited to see how the poll turns out #john gaius #john doe malevolent #jonathan sims #jonny d'ville

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while jenny clocks that weird shit that happens with crystal, i also appreciate how she clocked the fact that both crystal and niko should probably be in school. like yes, amidst all this supernatural chaos that is absolutely a fair point, jenny. glad you brought that up.

#dead boy detectives #niko sasaki #crystal palace #jenny green

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my sister keeps saying that dead boy detectives is too corny but personally my thought is that does a show really need to be peak cinema for me to enjoy it? is it not enough to have little repressed gay boys solving crimes together?

#it is not serious all the time and thst is so so absolutely fine #its literally fine it WORKS its GREAT #dead boy detectives

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who's this asshole

#the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny d'ville