nouns-are-bad

[nouns-are-bad]

shocked and appalled to learn there are people seriously insisting the fallout ghoul isn't attractive as if "sarcastic gunslinging cowboy with a southern drawl and tragic backstory" is not a tried and true heartthrob format

"He's radioactive and missing a nose" okay! He's the fastest draw in the irradiated west stacy! He'll tie you up and call you sweetheart what more do you want out of a man!!!

[nouns-are-bad]

Geralt: Do you remember that hoodie I let you borrow? Jaskier: The black one? Geralt: Correct. Jaskier: I do remember it. Geralt: Okay, I want it back. Jaskier: Geralt: Give me my hoodie back. Jaskier: Why do you need it? Geralt: What?? Jaskier: Why do you need your hoodie back??

[nouns-are-bad]

thinking about dog hybrid!simon — an awful mutt by any means, not hiding his frequent irritation and sharp canines, twitching his sharp ear adorned with a ragged scar in displeasure, dark brown tail taps against his leg.

all the soldiers under his command scatter every time he walks by or focuses his voidless, dark gaze on them, any conversations instantly become quieter and heads bow in acknowledgment of their lieutenants presence, just as not to hear another harsh, barked command.

and it is worth imagining their surprise when he suddenly begins to behave much calmer, because it turns out that simon has found himself the prettiest human existing, you.

it's common for humans to be the owners of hybrids, but in your relationship it's the other way around — simon is so used to having control that he can't unlearn his old habits, only now there's constant horniness that has been added to his usual demeanor.

and you don't mind it, oh, you really like simon — with all his grumpiness, dark eyes framed by beautiful blonde eyelashes, his animal features that charmingly indicate his feelings, letting his brown tail wag quickly every time you stroke him or leave a soft kiss on his stubbled cheek.

and you always amused by his clinginess, even if it always ends with dry humping, when simon sneaks up on you from behind, enveloping your body and mapping your soft skin with calloused, thick palms, rolling his broad hips against your backside, as his tail thumps on his leg.

or your supple body under his muscular one, bend in the mating press by his pawing hands, as simon plunges his fat cock inside your tight, pulsing gooey pussy, emptying load after load from his weeping tip inside your fertile womb, drooling and growling like a real mutt, as you arch with chocked mewls and rolling eyes, while simon's canines sink into your neck.

✎ 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴. 𝘢𝘰3.

[nouns-are-bad]

GOD They are literally "I can make him better" and "I can make her worse".

[nouns-are-bad]

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

[nouns-are-bad]

Jinx: We do this the old-fashioned way.

Jinx: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*

Vi: How did you make that so fast?!

[nouns-are-bad]

[nouns-are-bad]

My little gremlins

[nouns-are-bad]

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

[nouns-are-bad]

lucy in ep7: if my dad found out i destroyed an entire community to save him...that'd break his heart.

me (having watched the show before):

[nouns-are-bad]

ok

[nouns-are-bad]

is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try

[nouns-are-bad]

Once upon a time…

[nouns-are-bad]

ghoul of the week

[nouns-are-bad]

Cooper Howard would make you Wear his hat whilst you ride him.

(No, I will not he answering questions at this time)

[nouns-are-bad]

The Dress

[nouns-are-bad]

"What if Cooper Howard is Victor?" "What if Cooper Howard is the Silver Shroud?" "What if Cooper Howard is Courier Six?"

Boooooring. I can come up with better ones that add just as much to the narrative.

I think Cooper Howard is Mr. House. What if Cooper Howard is Frank Horrigan? Cooper Howard is Boone.