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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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all I want for christmas is for will byers to have one fucking good day 

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what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

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for your Consideration: reverse umbrellas. as soon as u open them they start raining all over u but everything around u is dry. thank you for ur time this was my ted ta

why stop there….. you find this umbrella for a weirdly low price at a yard sale being run by a person wearing a shitty wizards hat. the label says FOR “WEATHER” and when you ask what that means they pretend not to hear you

you try to return it the next day but the entire plot of land has become an applebees. there hasnt been a yard there in almost 30 years, the waitress tells you

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A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

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we’re all going to die

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Trump’s cabinet picks

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Perks of dating me:

- nothing

- literally nothing

- this is why I’m single

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shoutout to me for ruining my own life

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Cups with no holes at all to avoid spilling

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Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

#still crying over this election