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you know, because in vermiculture th-

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a five year old note among my 1588 saved notes that just reads: four-dimensional salmon

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Levi’s

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microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it

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Wizards want my old spells

Buy my old Grimoire

#wild magic #not spells from a spellbook #wizardposting #grimoire #jay z

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Vicious Mockery was always more about the sick burn than the damage

Favored Enemy doesn’t give any bonuses, it just means you know better insults to call them in combat.

#wild magic #bad spells #wizardposting #5e #DnD

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Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.

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I CAST:

Taking a nap!

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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Casting speak with animals as an insult.

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Necronomicon but its in UwU speak.

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-Neloth (Skyrim)

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

#skyrim #tes #neloth

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I CURSE YOU WITH ILLUSORY ARMY

You will feel like you have a hundred thousand ants walking on you even tho there are no ants on you at all (maybe)