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sobbing

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do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

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Laudna: body parts falling off for no reason

Laudna: bones popping out of their sockets

Laudna: cries, bleeds and sweats black ichor

Laudna: “I have festering sores all over my body all the time, I bruise easy”

Laudna: smells of decay

Laudna: has a horny dead rat as a pet

Laudna: her form of dread is just the most nightmarish creature imaginable

Imogen : *falls head over heels in love

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Laudna: “We-we-we, uh, we- we talked it out on our walk”

Imogen:

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friends romans and countrymen alike i have one hell of a story for you.

this morning i was scrolling through the silly little reels on my instagram for you page, as one does, and about a good 45 minutes into this i got recommended a candle company that puts (supposedly) real diamonds in their candles.

and in my still somewhat half asleep glory i thought "this sounds absolutely ridiculous, what do i have to lose" and clicked on the website.

upon clicking on said website i was given a 10% off code that i had to use within 15 minutes so basically my mind was already made up and i decided to text brad.

so with what was probably brads approval i scrolled through the silly little website as fast as i could and decided to stick to the more classic scents since i didnt want to be stuck with something that smelled bad (although "wap" and "i hate my boss" did intrigue me briefly) and i went with "tobacco bourbon" because thats always a decent combo.

and then in a last minute decision i decided to also get "chai tea" because it sounded interesting and who knows maybe the diamonds are real.

the court should note that i did absolutely zero research on this company.

and with my 10% off on top of whatever massive sale they were having the total plus shipping came to $63.86.

brad was also very excited about this purchase and said that if the diamonds were real he may put them in my engagement ring.

so now all thats left is to wait 2-5 business days for my candles to get delivered. i have absolutely zero expectations. stay tuned.

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My brother and I stand on the deck

Watermelon in our hands

We chat

We eat our watermelon

We say some jokes

Then we go silent

I think about when we were kids

We've always been each other's best friend

We stick together

He goes to get another slice

We chat

We eat our watermelon

We say some jokes

I think about how serene this all is

The waves in the background

The sun on our faces

The juice spreading down our arms

Our faces sticky

And suddenly

I'm a kid again

Chatting with my forever best friend

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Money in the Bank || July 01 - 2023

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OH MY GOD

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at http://taylor.lnk.to/SpeakNowTaylorsVersion 💜💜💜

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WHY ISN'T THERE MORE DINA X READERS?? OR DINA X ELLIE X READERS?? I MEAN LOOK AT MY POOKIE WOOKIE BOOKIE BEAR NUMNUM SNOOKUMS ‼️

(Please I'm so in love with this woman)

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found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

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*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?

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In my Eras era. 💅

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RHEA RIPLEY AND DOMINIK MYSTERIO WWE RAW, February 13th, 2023