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"are you okay" no can we change the topic before i start oversharing

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#had to do a double take when i read bergen #everything goes back to ylvis #and norway

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what floor do you wanna go to,

HOOPY DOOPY

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unfortunately i do in fact still know every single dance move in mr saxobeat

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Sexy ylvis danceeee 💓💓

#mentally im here #bylvis was hella into that #vegard got nothing to shake

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Vegard + Ylvis III (x)

#girlfriend reveal

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congrats to the premiere 😊😊😊

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Slut dropping 101 Taskmaster s17e04

#girly was robbed of those points #greg does not know what grannies want #someone tell him nursing homes are like the biggest den of stds #old ppl like to get down

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Guys I think Falsettos has become my new hyperfixation.

Like I cannot go a day without thinking about the complexities of Marvin's internalized homophobia and all the reasons for why he was an asshole.

I can't stop thinking about the little things in the proshot like Marvin worriedly saying "what?!" after Whizzer said that he "needs a man" or Marvin trying to say "Baby I'm sorry" after hitting Trina.

I can't stop thinking about Marvin's development with him becoming more accepting of his sexuality and admitting his love to Whizzer and even calling him "baby" (I cannot tell the amount of times I watched that moment guys 😭) and Marvin making friends with Cordelia and Charlotte as a way to show him getting over his misogyny and no longer just trying to fake romantic relationships with women.

I can't stop thinking about how it was implied that Marvin also passed of aids soon after and how devastating that must be for the tight knit family.

I can't stop thinking about the idea of Cordelia and Charlotte finally getting married when it became legal and everyone being happy and sad because Marvin and Whizzer should've also gotten to this point goddamn it.

I usually don't feel this emotional about the stuff I watch but omg you guys I haven't felt this way since I watched Nimona 😭

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one of my favorite things on taskmaster is when one of the contestants go "well, i can't just do [x]. that would be stupid" and then it immediately cuts to another contestant doing that. "i can't just chuck it, that would never work!" well taskman mcdumbass over here is tossing that bitch immediately. it sadly plonks to the ground, completely ineffectual. what did you think would happen. amazing. high art

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everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us

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Atle has put a beautiful pie in the windowsill.  Take a piece of the pie with this spoon.  You have to hold the spoon during the whole task.

Fastest wins. Your time starts now.

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Calle Hellevang Larsen “En myk mann” interview-translation, complete version

http://pluss.vg.no/2015/10/02/2168/2168_23533490

The translation of the whole interview, combined into one post now, so it is easier to read and find. Enjoy :)

A soft man The jumping jack known from the Ylvis-shows has recently become father of a son. Calle Hellevang- Larsen (38) doesn’t know any more if he is softest in his body or his heart. His breakthrough happened on the second day of Christmas 1982, and it happened with a bang. In a desperate try to receive gifts, Calle’s own gift was revealed. The relatives were gathered for their yearly Christmas-celebration, and Santa should visit them. But the family tradition said that only children who performed something for Santa, would get presents. Now the five-year-old Calle should perform his first cultural contribution in front of Santa and thirty-something guests. -It is of course really awful, and not least if you are small. I was really unbelievably nervous, he remembers. In front of Santa there stood the stiff-decorated boy and tried to sing the children’s song “We hold each other’s hands”. There was only one problem: There were no hands to hold. Calle was so hyper that he simply forgot to breathe. He fainted and fell down on the floor. -When I regained consciousness, everyone stood around me and laughed. They thought I was just kidding.

There and then some interconnection accumulated in the five-year-old’s brain. - It was then when it started. I noticed that I really liked that everyone thought it was funny, it was less important that I didn’t try to make them laugh. One should watch out for a bit for that “Hellevang-Larsen”. Maybe not so much when he stands on stage in safe distance with the humour-trio Raske Menn, but as sidekick and report-supplier in the Ylvis’ brothers TV shows,  a considerable amount of Norwegians he has exposed for several pranks, with more or less hidden camera close by, becomes apparant. From Morse to funny After a confidential conversation with a superior at the submarine Calle worked at as military-ticker, he received the well-meant advice to rather quit and to better focus on what he fancied, otherwise he would regret it for the rest of his live. That was a wake-up call for Calle. Some days later he submitted his quitting. He has amongst others irritated unsuspecting people with sticks, washed himself naked amongst penguins in the Akvariet in Bergen and stood on «water-ski» including everything from guitars to half a sheep. - The two teenagers I stood on as water-skis, were actually some of the easiest to obtain. But seven hours in the water during three days in October, that couldn’t go well. It ended with pneumonia. Several years ago he tricked a Se og Hor-journalist to write that he had three sons who not were his own. He got pictured in the newspaper with all three, including the alleged ex-wife, whom he had, according to the newspaper, still “a good relationship” with. The title of the story: “outlandish like daddy!” -That was just an idea I had and managed to get the family to participate in for one or another reason, I didn’t have plans that they really would believe us or that the story would be printed. But that was of course not nicely done… - Is there a sadist living inside you? You like to irritate people? - Yes, definitely, but only due to entertaining reasons. And maybe “challenge” is the better word? I don’t like to irritate people per se, but I love confrontations where the one part doesn’t know what happens. The calmness that arises and the uncertainty you can follow with, that’s what I think is funny. - Do people sidestep when they see you on the street because they expect to be exposed for something? - That has happened, but I have never experienced that people got scared and ran, at least not when I don’t have a camera following me. But I am actually really fond of kind humour, and try rather to make a fool of myself than of others. Last summer Calle married the drama-pedagogue Kaja Nordang after having been a couple for seven years. During the whole ceremony the groom cried like a waterfall. - I am really easily touched. The total package was really strong, and it was so feastful in an old, nice church, with all your friends and the family around and powerful music. But I can be touched by the national anthem and the Brann (Bergen’s soccer-club) - anthem as well. Calle stretches his long, thin legs and looks blankly into the air. Is he reconsidering? -…but the main reason was of course that I got married to someone I am very, very in love with. Everyone who has seen his mainly physical wrenches on TV, knows that Calle is an especially soft and elastic man who can manage most things with his long, spindly body. But is he also equally soft on the inside?

- You can well say that. I don’t know where I’m softest, on the inside or in the physical sense. But I’m definitely an emotional person. -How does that emotional person get along with being married? -It is really nice. Much better than I thought it would be. -Did something change at all? -No? -Really? -Not a thing in the world. The marriage is only a symbol. Calle puts two portions snuff under his upper lip and rubs his jaw. He looks suddenly a bit worried. Not because of the snuff-lip, but because he has begun to ponder for one or another reason about the worries that accompany the toddler-life-phase, even if he maybe should be completely covered in brand-new-father euphoria. -Of course I am thankful and happy for having one- no, two- children. But it means also more worries and responsibility, that is probably what the adult-life is about. Does he gain enough weight? Do his eyes work? Those kind of things. When he is tired and brittle like now, one gets up in the night and checks that he breathes. -That is probably like evolution has planned it: One gets more and more worried, and between 30 and 60 one is generally way more worried than one needs to be. Calle gets an association -I notice that I am more scared of taking sleeping-pills now than before. So that I can actually fall asleep- for good. Have you felt like that once? And it doesn’t really help that they are called sleeping-pills, but that is not why I am worried. And now my doctor has told me that one should take frequent colposcopy- examinations after you turned 40, so you get a tube with a camera up your ass. Things like that make me worry, and I have not even turned 40 yet. Worrying as well. In the middle of the conversation his mobile phone rings. It is Sine who lives at her mother’s at Sorlandet who calls. -Facetime is a nice thing if you are a weekend-daddy, says Calle, takes the telephone and smiles broadly to his daughter on the screen. -Hei Sine, did you get a beard? -No, I fell down and hurt myself. -Is that true? Hehehe, it looks like you have a beard! Father and daughter discuss deeply if it is allowed to laugh if someone hurt themselves, to what extend it actually looks as if the daughter has gotten a beard or not, and how she could use it for her own benefit. Regarding the last point, the daughter seems to think that her father has become totally stupid, and they agree to call back later. -I have her during the holidays, at the weekends and always when I have time. And in addition we call each other daily on facetime, and there we see each other. It works well, but it is of course not optimal. The best would be if we could be together each day. The life of a weekend-daddy has led to the fact that Calle, simultaneously while he is supposed to be a father with childrearing-responsibility, also has to meet the daughter’s expectations according being a funny uncle. -When she comes to visit us, we both have the feeling that we have so many things to catch up on, so it turns slightly into an amusement park-situation the whole time. When she comes home to her mother, her whole diurnal rhythm is destroyed, and so I get told off. That repeats itself all the time.

Calle also had a famous father. Frode Larsen played outside-right for Brann and played some matches on the national team. Is it possible that this offers a somewhat better position in life for a young boy, to have a father that was on the national team? -I noticed when people recognised who my father was, they changed a bit. It was partly strange and partly cool at the same time. But during that time soccer-players had a normal job besides playing soccer. My father was a dental technician and made dentures and dental plates. That was probably not as cool. Calle himself played soccer until he, as 16-year old, quit the junior-team in Fana. There his interest for rock took over and now, the long-haired boy would rather become a rock-star than a soccer-star, even if he, during his time, was seen as a promising player. -Until I discovered Guns’N’Roses, my father was my big idol, but he was quickly replaced by Slash and Axl Rose. I was enormously fascinated by them, but now the roles have changed a bit backwards again. -Are your parents proud of you? -They have at least said so. But they are perhaps not so proud of all my naked-bathing on TV, the same is true for my daughter. That’s not what I talk most about during family-celebrations either. Calle grew up in Fana in Bergen with four sisters. That means, in the first round there were only two sisters. -We painted our faces with make-up a lot. I have definitely been in more close contact with my feminine side than I would have been without my sisters. Then, two half-sisters joined after his parents got divorced when Calle was 13. -My parents only lived a few hundred meters away from each other, so we became kind of a really modern family. It went really well, all that. The basic military service led to Calle being educated as marine telegrapher and afterwards he was employed in the army, where he first worked half a year on a frigate, then half a year on a submarine. -It was unbelievably slack on that submarine, we were mounted in the harbour nearly the whole time. I got paid nearly 30 000 kroner per month for getting the post once per day. During that time it was actually a superior that forced him into the right direction in life. The superior and Calle discovered that they had a common passion for theatre, and one night he gave a confidential advice to Calle that would change everything. -He said: “Larsen, if theatre is what your heart beats for, there is one thing you have to do, and that is to quit now- and put every effort into that. If not, you will regret it for the rest of your life, like I have done.” That made a dent, explains Calle. Several days later sailor Hellevang-Larsen quit and started on his way from Morse to funny. -I have often thought about it since then; it is not certain that the things that happened would have happened if I wouldn’t have listened to him back then. However, Calle had met and performed shows together with both the Ylvis-brothers and Raske Menn-member Øyvind Rafto already at Fana school-theatre several years earlier, but it had never hit him that it could be possible to live from something like that. -I was probably a bit too reasonable and thought that I had to do something “decent”. And that feeling continued to stay within me, even after I had quit in the army and actually should be putting all my eggs in the basket of showbiz. The Raske Menn career has continued for twelve years now, the Ylvis collaboration for six. Many sold out shows and an unknown number of TV-shows lie behind Calle. Now he is busy with a long fall-package with performances in Oslo. The Raske Menn show “90 minutes in 80 minutes”, that had full house in Bergen during the whole winter, resurrects in a somewhat modified robe. But still he gets nervous like he did that Christmas-day 33 years ago. -Yes, the nervousness is still a big part of my everyday-life. It happens that I throw up before a performance, it doesn’t even have to have something to do with a premiere, it can as well happen before performance number four hundred. In addition, my production of spit goes totally crazy. Normally people get a dry mouth, for me it is the other way around, I foam and throw up by turns. Nevertheless it is still my inner wish to continue with comedy, exactly like I do now, for the rest of my life. He looks out of the window. -Even if I constantly ask myself what the hell it actually is I am doing.

Senses:   [Calle has to give an answer to what he looks at, listens to and feels] I look at: My new son. He was born August, 2nd this year, it is wonderful. I look also at my daughter, but she turned  9 this year after all, so at the moment I look mostly at my son. I also look at furniture, actually. I listen to: My wife. I listen to her. But I also listen a lot to my son, both voluntary and involuntarily. I taste: The life. Tasting…tasting. Difficult, your questions here. The life. I taste actually more of life than I did before. The life, is my final answer. I feel: I feel being an adult. Confusing things…

Biography: Carl Fredrik «Calle» Hellevang-Larsen Born: 18. August 1977 in Bergen. Status: Married to Kaja Nordang (29), together they have a two months-old son. Calle also has his daughter Sine (9) from an earlier relationship. Lives in Frogner in Oslo. Career: Norwegian comedian and showbiz-man. Since 2003 he has been part of the entertaining-trio Raske Menn, who had several performances in the whole country and programs on TV 2 and TV Norge. Has during the last years become extremely famous as the Ylvis-brothers’ sidekick in their TV show. Studied journalism and TV production in Bergen and is educated marine telegrapher in the army.

Recent: The Raske Menn-show «90 minutes in 80 minutes» is performed at the main stage in Latter in Oslo during the whole fall, and throughout the country until next year. He is also back with the Ylvis-brothers in the new “I kveld med Ylvis-LIVE” season on TV Norge in the Folketeatret from December 22nd.

Picture captions: RELAXED: A, for the occasion, pretty covered Calle with his daughter Sine at the beach eight years ago. Since she lives with her mother in Sorlandet,  they have been face-timing daily and meet as often as possible. “She is a lot like me regarding looks, humour and character”, Calle says. Happy and wet of tears: Calle married Kaja Nordang in Hestad in August last year in the chapel in Gaular. PEACE: August 2nd, this year, Calle and his wife Kaja became parents to their first child together. They have decided that he will be called Per. Here is a picture of father and son on the same day they came home from the hospital. The boy in the smoke: Soon there will be a new season of Ylvis live from the Folketeatret on TVNorge. Fast show: From Raske menn’s very first performance. The performance was called “the fast show” and was shown at the “stundeslose” in Bergen first. From left to right: Calle Hellevang Larsen, Anders Hoff and Øyvind Rafto. During the whole fall the trio performs their show at Latter’s main stage in Oslo. Calle celebrates his first birthday on his mother’s lap. Practice makes perfect: «Me and my father skiing in 1980»: Frode Larsen, Calle’s father, played outside-right for Brann and also had some matches for the national team. Calle himself was a promising player as well in his early teenage-years. Grumpy: No doubt that Calle had a special look already when he was ten. Happy family: A thirteen year-old Calle surrounded by his little sister Cecilie and his big sister Christel. Daddy Frode Larsen is on the right. In addition Calle has two younger half-sisters.

#im gonan cry #i love him

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On a scale of one to ten my friend you're FUCKED!

In lack of other words I'd say you're FUCKED!

You are as they say in Japanese, fucked from the head down to the knees! /Lyr

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bylvisaker is going live now with martinlepperod 13.04.2024

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forgor to post this when i found it during a hornetism scavenge but

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