nothingbecameeverybodysfool

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the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

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the most relatable thing about harry potter? harry and ron bs’ing their divination work like honestly giving up and writing “eaten by a giant marshmallow or something” fuckin same mate

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did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

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#i’m gina 100% of the time no matter what the situation

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remember in the 7th book when the weasleys charmed the ghoul in their attic to have red hair and told the ministry it was Ron. and the ministry fucking believed it jfc

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In April 2015, Malta became the first country in the world to outlaw sterilisation and invasive surgery on intersex people

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I’ve read so much fanfiction I can’t remember what’s canon

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Do you want to kill Nazis?

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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Uh oh.

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If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.

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There is this pervasive myth that people with a darker complexion cannot get a sunburn and thus needn’t use sunscreen. As a consequence a lot of dark(er) people end up with a melanoma and they find out too late. Please, for the love of all that is good, wear sunscreen.

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I hate tumblr as much as the next guy but at least we still see dashboard posts in chronological order instead of the bullshit random order of instagram and facebook where stuff from days ago appears right below stuff that was just posted

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Let’s dance. And by dance, I mean let’s try to kill each other!

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No exceptions, Potter.

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it costs 0$ to uplift ur friends. sometimes it might cost more than that if u are treating them to some food or something but it’s a very small price to pay to make someone feel better. but most of the time it costs 0$ cuz words of encouragement are free