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Milk of the Siren

The Lost Boys (plus Star) x Fem!Siren!Reader Mermaid (noun): a fictitious or mythical half-human sea creature with the head and trunk of a human and the tail of a fish, conventionally. DO NOT REPOST/PLAGIARIZE A/N: Fem reader, reader has magical singing, reader is omnivorous, eats people, I wrote this with a mershark in mind. Slight gore and slight mention of mershark eating sea animals and humans, nothing too much repulsive I hope. Second person writing in the intro. Reader is a siren/manipulating little cunt, so I'll put dubcon just to be safe. I wrote an intro and each boy separately but it can be read as Poly too. Hope you enjoy, reblogs are always inspiring ♥ English is not my first language and I'm my own beta reader, so forgive me or warn me of my mistakes. This is a kind of a big project for me, so I'll take some time to write and maybe I'll change some things story wise along the way, I'm accepting suggestions, send me an ask! ♥

Siren's Pov:

Summertime in Santa Carla was always chaotic and full of bugs and tourists. Bustling music, adrenaline filled rides, delicious food and that forever fever dream state that the scorching heat and a dangerous amount of beach could provide. During modern times, millennia-old creatures and legends adapted very well in the so-called "murder capital of the world" and basked in the benefits of the newfound diversity of humans, blending well with many different styles and ways of life.

It is known of the exceptional vampire clan lead by an unseemly video shop owner and it's unnatural offspring, as they keep the first place in manslaughter, but humans usually tend to choose to see what they want to see, and blame it on other humans, substances or any convenient cause that would put vampires as an option. They thrive on human blissful ignorance, just like you.

You've been to many places in the world, and many years you lived disguised between other sharks and humans. Changing between a tail and legs at will, seeking as much if not the same blood lust of vampires, you lured people to the sea like you were the brightest light a moth could fly into only to eat them and leave only bones buried in the depths.

Humans see things as they wish to see. And they see the beauty you carry around, even if you think of yourself as having mundane or common appearance, there's just a glamorous and mysterious allure to you, and when you sing, all is damned for them.

That's how you end up in manipulating your way into singing in the boardwalk stage itself, driving the usually loud and boisterous crowd to it's complete opposite: silent and attentive.

You would always disappear after your little displays of magical talent, and snatch away one or two per week, feeding of human food whenever you didn't feel so much hunger, and snacking on hidden parts you hid for later.

Tonight was no different. A mershark can live off fast food and sugary drinks for so long before feeling blood lust again, and fight with other sharks or other merfolk for whale remains is always more tiring than fun.

Quickly scanning your usual spot on the beach for privacy, you changed in the water from tail to legs, a slight ache in your lungs from the transformation that faded as you breathed the air of the sky. You squished the water out of your hair and walked to the hiding spot you kept your human stuff such as clothes, accessories and mementos of decades ago.

The moon was full and your power to the maximum. Tonight is your night.

Star's pov (IN PROGRESS):

She could say her life was fun as a half-vampire, and it was mostly true. But being bait became boring night after night, and Star started to resent becoming a vampire. Until she noticed you dancing to a street artist cover of some song from Fleetwood Mac. You hummed along the lyrics and she suddenly wanted to become whatever you were, because deep down she knew you weren't human.

Paul's pov (IN PROGRESS):

He was about to go into Max's store to mess around but then he saw a glimpse of something in the crowd. That was enough to pull him away from the boys and go search for it. The person wearing a stupid 81's Walkman, humming to the tape they were currently listening to. As you walk past him to the main stage, he follows you like his life depends on it.

Marko's pov (IN PROGRESS):

Sharing a body isn't his usual trait, but seeing you covered in it mesmerized him to a point it feels weird to talk about. He pulls you in for a deep kiss, tasting metallic in your mouth and basking in your bloodied body. He wants to share everything with you, do things for you, eat you up too. You would eat each other if David didn't pull you apart.

Dwayne's pov (IN PROGRESS):

Nothing phases him so much at this point in his life, and having you sing to him songs he thought he would never hear again did things in his usually down to earth mind that made him actually wary of you. He could see how much you were alluring, and how big the grasp you had on his non-beating heart, how dangerous it was, but he was willing to risk it all for having you sit on his lap and sing to him again.

David's pov (IN PROGRESS):

He hated trying to thread control with you. He hated how you were trying to steal everyone from him. He hated the grasp you had on him every time you traded sharp looks and fought for control, only to give to you willingly. You fight, you run away, and he begs to you to come back.

Michael's pov? Anyone?

#found writes #the lost boys #david the lost boys #marko the lost boys #paul the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #star the lost boys #not beta read #first draft #screw it - I'm gonna post it #This is in my drafts for months now #I'll not keep this for myself any longer

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I'm suffering

Long distance relationships suck!!!!! I love my boyfriend, he's so beautiful and smells so good, such excepcional artist in so many ways. We've been together for four years now and I crave more than seeing him once a month.

My heart yearns and cries now, and I'm sure it is the PMS talking because I've been through five stages of feelings in just one day, feelings so big my body cannot contain. Five hours ago I was climbing up the walls with horniness and now I'm bawling because I cannot give a goodnight kiss on my boyfriend's lovely cheeks.

He's such a dream, a disturbing and fascinating mix of every fictional character I've ever loved, so precious, so gentle, he has such BIG COWLIKE BLACK EYES that PIERCE through my soul and makes me feel so loved and desired and he's too far away!!!!!

I want. I crave. I have such burning passion that words can't describe.

He's tall and dark and broody like a victorian sad gentlemen, my own wet black cat.

I yearn.

#found speaks #rambles #ramblings #I'm in love #long distance relationship #long distance romance #long distance love

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wyll and karlach studies!!

#found reblogs #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #karlach #wyll #wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate #MY FAVORITES #MY BABIES

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Ma'am, excuse me ma'am

Karlach outfit ideas. I was thinking a lot about metalheads that can be rather intimidating but area actually the nicest people ever 🧡

I kind of want to design more for some of the other characters,..hm

#found reblogs #karlach #baldurs gate 3 #karlach fanart #karlach cliffgate

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I'm salivating over here

Wyll lighting study, because I adore him sm

#found reblogs #wyll ravengard #blade of frontiers #blade of avernus

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God's I'm ovulating and it feels like I'm a bitch in heat so I'm just gonna throw my thoughts here, deal with it:

Includes Halsin, Karlach, Wyll and Minthara.

Nsfw 👇 below

Imagine being shared by all companions in camp like a common whore.

Passed from one to another like a ragdoll, being fucked the whole night, your mouth and hole never empty, someone riding your dick if you have one, hands everywhere in your body.

Some of them are fighting to have you next, fucking you until you're dumb out of your wits.

It's out of characters for some of them, but I can dream.

I want Halsin to fuck me so hard I see the Oak Father while in bliss. Wanna ride him until my knees give in from pain. If he wants to rail me in the woods, in the river, in a cave, he can. He's so big, his arms so delicious, I wanna be caged in while he ruts like a madman in my hole.

I want to grind against Karlach's hot sex until I make her see whatever celestial body she wishes, god, I wanna go down on her so so bad, she's so beautiful. She can fuck me, she can turn me into a piece of coal if she wants, Karlach can destroy me and I'd thank her.

I want to destroy Wyll and his pompous fancy boy ass. I wanna hold him by the horns as I sit on his face, I wanna suck his goddamned blade until he runs dry. He's literally so ruinable, so pretty, so hot, I want him so bad.

Gods, imagine being sandwiched between Wyll and Karlach, it's the perfect duo, it makes me go crazy just thinking about it. I'm truly a loss.

Fucking Minthara, I barely know her, but I want to be put in my place by her. Want her to order me to suck her sex until my mouth hurts, I wanna worship her, step on me hard, drow lady. Tie me up, beat me down, destroy me and rebuild me.

#halsin x reader #karlach x reader #wyll x reader #minthara x reader #bg3 #found speaks

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Wyllyam Ravengard

#found reblogs #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 art #bg3 wyll #blade of frontiers #wyll ravengard #more like beauty of frontiers #he has such delicate features #sweetest eyes #I wanna marry him so bad

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She's so pretty

Companion piece to Astarion’s

#found reblogs #bg3 #karlach #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #Give Karlach soft clothes #she deserves it

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Fragrant time of the month...

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Seasonal depression is hitting me really hard (still) so here are some old Halsin doodles

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the council will decide your fate (being kissed passionately)

(we had a chat about Vet!Halsin, who walks around with little birds under his hair and can carry a mastiff like it's nothing)

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Dr Silverbough's day off (i gave up half way but it's done yaay)

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wyll ravenguard // my chemical romance, the black parade

oh i just know that when he was a young boy, his father took him into the city to see a marching band, I JUST KNOW IT.

#found reblogs #wyll ravengard #bg3 #bg3 wyll

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I bought the game for the pale gremlin and stayed for this underrated prince charming of a man.

He's so pretty, so sweet, your honor I love Wyll

My problem with Wyll is that I don't really stick with positive characters, but he's very handsome and deserves more art

#found reblogs #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #Long haired Wyll is such a mood #he's so pretty #I plan on romancing him in my next playthrough

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He's a precious killing machine

she gives him extra cause she finds him cute

#found reblogs #bg3 #lump the enlightened

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I finally got my grubby little hands on Baldur's gate 3!!!!! New hyper fixation just dropped fresh from steam!!!!

This is Arthemiza, my half-drow ranger.

#found speaks #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3

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Absolutely love Eddie Munson becomes music teacher trope.

I like to hc him as a novel writer that goes viral during the 2010s and every teen has his books. He would be like 45 I guess, and everyone's cool dad 😎

Eddie Munson headcanons nobody asked for but they're jumping around in my brain like bunnies and I need to release them for my sanity

He's actually a very early riser. His body is full of energy so it naturally wakes him up at the crack of dawn. He gets up very early, fixes himself coffee and breakfast, and walks around his trailer doing everything and nothing. He steps out, soaks up the sun like an iguana, steps back inside.

He's a menace and wakes you up and brings you breakfast and he's so annoying about wanting to bang first thing in the morning, even when you haven't even finished eating or even registering the fact that you're awake. He doesn't care. But can you even deny him? When he's so, so warm, his body all soft, with that musky, cozy scent of the sheets clinging to him.

Until he crashes about an hour later. And then he wakes up around noon and does fuck all for the rest of the day.

He's actually a very good cook, contrary to popular belief. He's not working with the fanciest ingredients or tools, so by mere experimentation, he learns how to bring out the best flavors in his food, how to elevate even the simplest pasta or sandwich by adding just the right condiment and seasoning. Once he realizes he's good, and that he enjoys cooking, he spends many an afternoon just hypnotized by the food network, absorbing everything he can to try it out himself.

He has a crush on Tim Curry and Bruce Campbell. In fact, The Evil Dead franchise is his absolute favorite. But his love for Bruce Campbell is just something else. He once invited you to a date to the drive-in because he thought Bruce was in one of the movies, when he realized he wasn't, he spent all evening pouting like a petulant kid lol. When the Sam Raimi Spiderman movies come out, he JUMPS out of his seat at the movie theatre during the Bruce cameos.

He watches Headbanger's Ball on MTV. Like, don't disturb him when Headbanger's Ball is on, especially during the interview segments. Don't disturb him when Elvira's Movie Macabre is on either. And he's most definitely subscribed to Elvira's fan club mail.

On the morning of your birthday, he wakes you up by playing Can't Help Myself by Four Tops, dragging you out of bed to dance with you in the kitchen, as the smell of freshly prepared batter for waffles engulfs and space.

He has a tattoo on one of his thighs, of a pinup with angel wings (this is more self-indulgent and part of my own personal au lore lol)

He loves crafting with you. On valentine's day he prefers to avoid all the rush and traffic and crowded places, to stay inside with a good ole horror movie marathon, pizza, and just sit in the living room floor crafting like little kids, making paper cut-out hearts and cards.

His absolute favorite food ever is pizza, but he always has to order wings with it, too.

His guilty pleasure movie is Road House (1989).

In the 2000's, he's obsessed with Jack Black. It's like, his kindred spirit. And his favorite movies are School of Rock (obviously) and Tenacious D And The Pick of Destiny, which is his favorite movie to watch when he's stoned lol. But seriously, that movie ticks all the boxes for him.

I feel like at that point though, maybe he drifts in and out of several jobs, and it's School of Rock that truly makes him change his perspective on life, and he finds his calling. He's very moved by that movie, and it's what makes him pursue teaching music.

Still debating on whether he'd be into Nu Metal in the 2000's lol. He'd still be listening to the same music from his youth, and he'd gravitate towards bands like Avenged Sevefold and Bullet for My Valentine rather than more of the emo bands of the era. Like I feel like he must have gone to a couple of Warped Tours but by that point he was just too old for that.

He has a baby boy named Lemmy (like Lemmy from Motorhead), and by baby boy, I mean a Terrier Mix doggie with black fur that he adopted from the shelter when he was 9 months old.

Sometimes, when he struggles for cash, he's forced to sell some of his most prized vinyl records, which kills him, but he never wants to admit that he did that to you. He wants to be able to get by, however he can. When he makes a little bit more cash, he always invites you out on dates to the record store to replace the albums he sold. And you're always like, 'didn't you have this already?' and he gets all shy about it, and eventually confesses. It's always your pleasure to buy him the albums he sold to make him feel cherished.

He sometimes cries when he's making love just because he's just so overwhelmed with love and he feels so good. At first he thinks it's silly and he's super embarrassed by it until you ease his worries and kiss away his tears.

He loves to have his scalp scratched - loves laying on your chest to feel your arms and hands cradling his neck and the back of his head as you scratch and massage his scalp so he can fall asleep. (personal au lore, and for all my latinx girlies, you teach him that the slang term for having his head scratched is 'me haces piojito?' and he asks for that ALL the time, with his big doe eyes that you can't resist)

#found reblogs #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader