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y'all: jungkook is such a HARD dom. big. strong. aggressive. dom.

jungkook: i like tall girls. i find intelligence in a woman attractive. i like girls who stay fit and healthy…and have s-strong muscles…

y'all: …anyways, back to my fuckboy/fratboy jungkook au

jungkook: i prefer older women over younger. please call me baby instead of oppa.

y'all: no way jungkook could be a sub. he’s too tall and muscular!

jungkook: i called a fan “mommy” in the middle of a fansign-

y'all: jungkook? daddy kink? he has that!

jungkook:

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BTS will release a remix of MIC DROP in collaboration with Steve Aoki and Desiigner.

The track will be out on November 17.

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Gotta get that Cracker Barrel and RESPEC! Man after my own heart, this one.

MY NEW CAR

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Me af

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I wish I could honor people on the enemy team because sometimes they are better than the people on my team.

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yifan assuring a girl trying to lose weight

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Battle Boss Brand & Ziggs

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leaving behind the trail of memories and fingertips that I’d love to forget.

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Doriath - Hefei, China

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Me in two sentences.

Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

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EXO: THE WAR // OT9

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WONWOO’S BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS ♡ happy birthday to our favorite bookworm, jeon wonwoo ♡

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Mingyu Checking Up On SVT

Mingyu: I wonder how the boys are doing while I’m gone *pulls out phone*

News Headlines: “SVT DORM BURNS DOWN AFTER ALLEGED KITCHEN FIGHT BETWEEN CHINA LINE” “JEONGHAN FOUND UNHARMED ON COUCH AFTER SVT FIRE, POSSIBLE ANGEL?” “VERNON MISSING, SEUNGKWAN POSSIBLE SUSPECT” “HOSHI AND DK FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN FOREST AFTER WOOZI ATTACKED WITH GUITAR, WOOZI MIA” “JOSHUA FLED TO AMERICA” “DINO ARRESTED AFTER TRESPASSING INTO MICHAEL JACKSON’S OLD HOME” “WONWOO BECOMES LITERATURE PROFESSOR AND DENIES TIES TO SVT” “MONSTA X GETS 8TH MEMBER, S.COUPS”

Mingyu: Hm, they seem to be doing pretty normal *discards phone to resume filming*

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Seok Jin’s ABCs - B for Big Brother - “Jin only comes forward when the team needs their eldest hyung and he said as the eldest hyung, his role is to make his group feel comfortable”

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This is how watching foreign shows feels like.