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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

#those are the bands that are the most right

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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All ships are toxic because dating isn't real

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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#i lobe him

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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#urge to send this to my mama

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Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either

#id lose my fucking mind #id kill everyone ever

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i rly enjoy hate-watching ppl my age achieving shit like imwatching lando norris at eighteen signing and driving for mclaren while i am off my ass at eighteen writing essays and watchign youtube

#guiys. im so drunk #and also so high #and so sleepy #but i also drank a monster mango loco earlier tn so thati could write my history essay #so i am no where nearfalling asleep #sned helpt

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no ok im playing a drjnking game where i click a random video and have to take a shot every time a smth sexual is mentioned no matter how mild and i landed on a dan and phil video. safe to say im fucked up now

#cannot feel me tongue #and now its time for strobe lights and dancing yyyayyayyyyy

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Perfectly timed wedding photo

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Knowledge is empowering

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my posting isnt very good but the mutuals always line up for a hot slice anyway. because thwy love me

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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop