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family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

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what’s the mood… for april?

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im at a point in my life where i just want to be very quiet

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Friendly reminder that if you call Eastern Europeans ‘snowflakes’ for not laughing at your war memes, you’re not quirky, you’re just a fucking asshole.

And you don’t get to tell us to ‘take a joke’ about a war that is happening few km from our borders (for non Ukrainians balkans).

If the war is not affecting you, your families, your friends or your other close ones, stop the ‘but this is my coping mechanism 🥺’ bullshit.

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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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no one is too busy, you’re just not a priority

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sucks that so many of my mutuals live so far away i want to invite you all to brunch

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 tbh i fully believe that healthy kids should be getting in some stupid trouble.

like, a child that’s in trouble all the time, frequently skipping school, getting caught doing crimes? that’s a kid that desperately needs literally any positive attention. that kid needs help. obviously.

but a child that is perfectly well-behaved, never speaks up for themself, is seen and not heard? that’s a child that’s afraid. they also need help.

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weed doesn’t make your thoughts more creative or deep it just lowers your standards for thoughts that you find mindblowing imo.

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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

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I think we’re all entitled to a little substance abuse in times of great strife

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*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

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I physically cannot cope with anyone feeling worried about me ever