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i honestly dont know if this should be counted as a love confession, but lets say yes, so enjoy✨

STOPPP

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my candy love: love life episode 17, honeymoon — candy asks nath about the women he slept with.

the fact that she had to ask this on their HONEYMOON is disgusting, so embarrassing of her.

moments before disaster be like

YEAH ME NEITHER, THIS BITCH

candy youre embarrassing shut the fuck up

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"I don't have a type"

Daddy Issues??

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I think this help me a little bit ♡

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

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The reason why 'Good Parent Bruce Wayne' is so popular amongst fans, is because he has potential to be a good father. Making him a bad parent is contradictory and an injustice towards his character as both Bruce Wayne and Batman. In this essay, I will

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Bro was burned to a crisp.

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The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

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Status: Listening to "The Loneliest" by Måneskin on loop while I cut the person I considered my best friend out of my life

#:( #the loneliness is killing me

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It's actually impossible to explain jjk to someone who hasn't read the manga. Girl wdym the current inhabitant of the main character's mentor's boyfriend's body fucked the main character's dad and carried him for 9 months in that villainussy?? Do you need me to call the mental asylum is that what this is

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KENJAKU FUCKED SUKUNA’S BROTHER???

JIN?? JIN??? HES SUKUNA’S TWIN BROTHER

WHAT IS THIS FAMILY

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Steph: Who was the best kid? Like, when you got them, who was best at, uh, being a..good kid?

Bruce, immediately: Jason.

Tim, traumatized: Let's not do this right now.

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

#In some countries it is not a crime

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... oh my gosh... you know how people "joke" calling people with glasses "four eyes"?

Yeah, just thought about how Sukuna literally has four eyes and Jin wears glasses. I mean they were already wearing the same outfit combo so yeah, I can see how Jin could be his twin.

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Now I want a fanfic where Jin and Toji are dating and the jealous brother Sukuna tries to keep Toji away from his little brother.

#jjk #jin itadori #toji zenin #toji fushiguro

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The best thing by far about having teachers with ADHD is that they're more chaos than the class is.

My art teacher interrupts instruction at least twice during each class to point out the stupidest shit. Said teacher also is in charge of our yearbook, making it so the yearbook will be absolute chaos and not at all what a yearbook should look like.

My civics teacher gave us an end of year project to create a presidential campaign for any character, fictional or not.

End result?

Lewis from Stardew Valley is becoming president.

ADHD is fun.

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Countryhumans idea!

TW(?: Mentions of war (fictional because there will not be a war) and gunshots

This is mere humor and does not actually seek to portray a reality about the Mexico/Ecuador conflict.

Mexico (🇲🇽) actually has somewhat bad eyesight, and does not distinguish far away very well. And that had never really been something he paid attention to since he had been doing it for a long time and it just didn't cause him too many problems.

But now they are having a big problem until he had a fight with Ecuador (🇪🇨) that left them with a war on their hands.

The problem? Venezuela (🇻🇪) and Colombia (🇨🇴) are on his side, and in reality he cannot distinguish them from a distance...

During the war, Mexico sees someone approaching him very quickly, and sees that he has just the colors that cause him so much trouble. With the distance he can't know if a shield is there, or stars or just nothing... So he makes the decision to shoot.

The person he was aiming at crouches down and someone else comes right behind him (same colors) and that's the one the bullet hits.

It turns out that whoever it hit (by accident but it hit) was Ecuador

The other country gets closer to Mexico, very surprised and just...

🇨🇴/🇻🇪: How did you know he was behind me?

And Mexico, as frank as ever, simply

🇲🇽: I didn't know

And he just shrugs and walks away, leaving the other country incredibly scared and confused.

#countryhumans #countryhumans mexico #countryhumans ecuador #humor #non political #fake situation #english is not my first language