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not-bluejay · 9 hours
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this is also how I reply to them.
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hey babe don't cry. you can't be everything for everyone but you can be everything to someone. okay?
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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth
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no, that’s a basket. blanket is a type of performative dance!
wghat the fuck is a blanket
i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps
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google know’s it’s stuff,
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me to me: you stress me out
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 
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not-bluejay · 9 hours
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we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing
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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.
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not-bluejay · 9 hours
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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all
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not-bluejay · 9 hours
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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
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do you think 9/11 was toxic doomed yuri. yes or no
people said hello to eachother once. there used to be conversations
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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ITS HARVEST TIME
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the human mind wasnt made to comprehend 30 dollars
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