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I love Diavolo’s being darkest, since he’s the future demon king.

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made a gdocs OC sheet for Obey Me, since most of the templates I've seen are for artists and the doc templates are just simple txt files. as usual, it's meant to be for ppl like me who love to add a LOT of text <3

It's here if you'd like to use it! Remember to make your own copy -> File -> Make a copy!

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Solomon looking at you lovingly send post

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Cant forget add Lucifer and his brothers to the collage 🥕👌✨️

Just a few more drawings left to go and then we'll be done !

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When Simeon evolves into MOMMY SIMMY.

THAT POSE.

AND THE LACE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS 💀

I JUST FEEL LIKE THOSE BABIES THAT ARE ALWAS WITH THEIR PARENTS AND GET SCARED WHEN SEE OTHER ADULTS.

I WANT MY DADDY SIMMY

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Bael: MC have you seen His Majesty Beelzebub?

MC: No I haven’t but I can help you look?

Bael: No it’s okay, I wouldn’t want to trouble you with such a task.

MC: It’s no trouble at all!

MC: *sprays a little of their cologne/perfume into the air*

Bael: Wha-

*sounds of frantic sniffing*

Beelzebub: *buries his face in MC’s neck*

MC: Beel dear, were you stalking me?

Bael: What the fuck

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Mc: Henry, you know? People are cruel...

Levi: Mc…

Mc: You offer them your hand, you support them and you want them to prosper.

Levi: Mc please!

Mc: *giving him the back leaning against the fish tank* And when you ask for help…. They stab you in the back in the cruelest way...

Levi: Mc I promise I won't throw you in the Super Smash Bros again!!!! Please don't turn your back on me!!!!!

Mc: No one Henry, don't trust anyone…..

Levi: *crying* MC!!!

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Solomon and mc arguing

Mc: Learn how to cook!

Solomon: Get a pact with Barbatos!

Mc : gasps

Solomon: Im sor-

Mc: GET A PACT WITH LUCIFER THEN!

Solomon : GAASP you take that back!!

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“Don’t,” you warned Lucifer. You saw that self-assured grin on his face. You knew what he was planning.

“What? I just came to see what you were doing.” He leaned on your shoulder with enough weight to tilt you several inches sideways, no matter how much you pushed back. “Don’t mind me, carry on.”

“Don’t you have more important things to do?” you retorted, but it was too late. The others were catching on.

“Hey, hey! What’s going on?” Mammon came over and pushed against your other shoulder, tilting you back upright. “What are two of my favorite people doin’?”

You tried to shrug them both off, to no avail. “We’re not doing anything. We can stop this.”

You couldn’t stop it. Asmodeus was on his way and wasted no time crossing his arms over your back, happily leaning into you from behind. You tilted forward. “Hey! What’s happening here?”

You sighed, “we’re not doing this again.”

Asmodeus teased you with honeyed innocence, “doing what, hon? Something on your mind?”

These three demons thought they were so funny.

A passing Satan made eye contact with you. In that exact moment, you used every bit of imaginary telepathy you could muster. Surely Satan would understand. He could save you. He could free you before it really was too late.

He observed what his brothers were doing, nodded, and approached with a congenial grin. Mission failed.

“Traitor!” You regretted ever agreeing to join this exchange program as Satan slowly fell back into you. You didn’t even try to catch him, you were too busy trying to remain upright under the combined weight of four demons. They were hardly even holding back.

You couldn’t see who was running up, being too busy blowing Satan’s blonde hair out of your face, but at this point it didn’t matter. They were all coming for you.

“Let me in on this!” Leviathan said cheerily.

“Yeah!” “Come on!” Asmodeus and Mammon gladly made some room for Leviathan, which was difficult because you were sinking lower and lower, and you felt another weight pile onto your back as Levi cozied up to your torso. This scenario had played out enough times now that the brothers could somehow keep you from falling over like a Jenga tower, but it was still only a matter of time.

Belphegor squeezed his way in between Satan and Lucifer and wordlessly collapsed onto you as if overcome with narcolepsy. He sure looked cozy. He smirked while you lamented, “I’m never forgiving any of you, ever.”

“Beel? Are you coming?” Lucifer summoned the cherry on top of this ridiculous parfait. You braced as Beelzebub licked the crumbs off his fingers in preparation. He knew what had to be done.

“Are you ready?” At least he had the decency to ask, unlike six other degenerates. The six lumps of dead weight each grabbed a part of your body, shifting from leans to awkward hugs. There was no way to run.

With an exaggerated “hah!”, Beelzebub’s weight and outstretched arms were enough to send everyone crashing down. You were protected from any real damage by the shell of demon brothers, but they soon had you pinned down against someone’s chest in the world’s most embarrassing cuddle pile.

“Aren’t you guys too old for this?” you asked. “By like, ten thousand years?”

“We were just checking up on you,” Lucifer said.

“Yeah, how did this happen? Hmm..!” Asmodeus’s voice dripped with sarcasm.

Satan draped his leg over yours and not-so-accidentally kicked Lucifer. “You should have told us what you were doing.”

“I think it’s fun.” Belphegor was the only one to admit the truth.

Hands were running through your hair and over your stomach. Somebody was pushing the edge of your mouth up into a smile with their finger. If these guy were so touch-starved, they could have just said so, like sane people.

“My! What do we have here?”

You groaned, partially because everybody was really heavy and partially because you really didn’t need Diavolo to arrive just then.

“My lord, it appears we have walked in on something quite interesting.” Et tu, Barbatos?

”Indeed! Is there room for two more?”

Your “no!” was drowned out by seven resounding yeses.

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Mc: *sneaks into house at 2am*

Lucifer: *turns into swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Mc: I was with… Uh… Mammon!

Mammon: *also turns into swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Lucifer I can’t stop the chair.

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SIRRRRRR

SIRSS??? WHAT THE FUCK??

SIMEON WEARING GLASSES WITH HIS BACK EXPOSED AND ARCHED???? IM MELTING??? THE SHOWER PICS??? WHATS GOING ON SOLMARE

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BEHOLD! One of the most powerful beings in all the realms!

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How the Whb kings would react to MC wanting a baby

Mc: I want a baby

Satan: Say no more

Mc: I want a baby

Mammon: Do you have any prefrences or can it be just any baby?

Mc: No, I want to have a baby with you

Mammon: Understandable

Mc: I want a baby

Leviathan: Are you prepared to have a baby? We're in the middle of a war, Mc, this is not the right environment for a child to grow up in. Plus, I doupt you would be a good parent.

Mc: I want a baby

Beelzebub: For lunch?

Mc: I think we should have a child together.

Beelzebub: ...I think you have had enough to drink for today.

Mc: I want a baby

Lucifer: No

Mc: Come on, wouldn't it be cute to have a little version of us running around?

Lucifer: If we had a child, it would be anything but little.

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Beelzebub and MC in his Attacker card