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#stares at my english grade #IM GOOD AT ENGLISH !! i write good essays and do well on tests and participate in class disscussions #i just get tripped up on all the little assignments and boom !! i have a D now

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here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

#prev we will welcome you with open arms :) #anyways yeah alaskas sick as fuck. the small town-ness of it all is enough to drive a person insane #but its huge and its pretty and thats definitely amazing

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💌

RAY LIGHT OF MY LIFE im not exaggerating when i say i look forward to talking to you. our disscussions about kipperlily copperkettle are more correct than anyone else whose ever existed. all jokes aside ur one of my good friends and im so glad i know you :)

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎁

TYYYYYSMMM !!!

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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congratulations!

#PREV SHAKING UR HAND SO HARD !! #9’s season is my favorite i love it so much

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💌 :3

you are so kind and talented. your writing is genuinely so good and i love how fun you are to talk to about theatre and dnd and just life stuff <3 i treasure ur presence in my life so much, ur so cool and im so glad i know you :)

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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mutuals send me a 💌 and ill tell u something i love about you

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*what this means is up to you

#ok so hes not technically MY cat but i catsit him A LOT #but yeah i think hes a man like a drag king. his name is mister <3

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#dont drink coffee. but at least 1 or 2 cups of tea a day #usually decaf black tea at night

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happy birthday! hope your day is nice :))

thank you so much !

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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omg the birthday hat is perfect . mentally giving u cake and cupcakes and ice cream and shit >:) how is ur birthday so far!!!

its been okay ! just been doing school and stuff, but i had french toast this morning and that was nice . almost had a migraine start at work but i think i managed to avoid it. hopefully. OH ALSOOOOO in my drama class we are starting a shakespeare and unconventional staging unit !!! and im gonna direct a scene from a midsummers night dream in a forest !!! im so fucking hyped for that

hows ur day been ?

#atlas screams into the abyss #asks

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#i describe my boobs as big enough to be an inconvenience

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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cassandra !!????!! YIPPPEEEEE i could fix her.

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

#anyone feel free to join