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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

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okay from now on i am a beak cowboy

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more that bidoofs law was like a predictor of no priorities or poor judgement calls/discretion, and easily verifies them a dismissible chump on that basis. if someone is going to rb porn, idc, my friends do this and I am also a stupid horny person.

but personally if someone's entire blog is like, hentai of bug eyed anime children or entirely consisting of porn gifs and they see fit to contribute to a political post by saying all kinds of things on there - their blog looking like that - i don't respect it at all and find it only testifies to conservative panic over some grooming conspiracy as being a self report, so thats who I believe they're speaking about. but I see it's very fucking obnoxious when people beat the dead horse of the joke into the ground or misuse it in the way you described

A blog is ultimately only one facet of somebody's life. There is an assumption that because someone has a certain type of blog, particularly a "hentai blog" or a "fandom blog," then their life must be consumed entirely by the subject matter of said blog and they are incapable of contributing to "serious" discussions, and this assumption is bad and wrong. Even a person whose blog "consists entirely of porn gifs" is a person who exists in "the real world" and is capable of understanding "real-world problems." The idea of the "porn-addicted shut-in" has become increasingly weaponized against gay and trans leftists, but even if it wasn't, you should still be able to debate conservatives without falling back on "well YOU like hentai like some kind of degenerate. Curious". In exactly the same way as I talk about "fandom blogs", you need to understand that everyone online is a person with just as rich of an inner life as you have, and if you're going to raise political, ideological, or even ethical complaints against a person, you better have something to back it up besides "lol you like hentai" or "lol you like The Magnus Archives" or whatever the hell else. "I automatically disregard the opinion of someone with a porn blog because I consider their viewpoint unworthy of further analysis" actually displays the hollowness of YOUR opinions. I'm not saying you have to #debate conservatives all day, but you should at least be able to understand intellectually why you think someone else's opinion is wrong in a way that does not involve this level of surface-level, reactionary judgement

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Further new discoveries have been made on my theory.

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Gotta be honest, I think bidoof's law is extremely stupid

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Car culture is annoying and deeply harmful and owning and maintaining a car is expensive and burdensome, but one thing I do think is enjoyable is the first nice warm day in the spring when you can take your car to the self service car wash. And scrub it with the big soapy brush and get the big hose gun and spray all the crud of winter and early spring off. It's warm and the birds are out and there's nobody else here yet since it's early in the season and you just give your car a nice rinsey and check her tire pressure and stuff. Spa day. Massage for her.

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how?? just how?

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

#what da hell. they keep inventing new mammals #animals #cute

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i havent finished watch your step cuz vet school is kicking my ass so hard but OFGHHUUOGH i saw that one Moon artwork. sexy moth man i want him

Good luck at vet school!!!!! Sexy moth man will be waiting for you ;)

#watch your step

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YOUR NEW QUEEN OF DRAG HAS ARRIVED!

the classroom is mostly empty because everyone else is there early, shush >A<

inspired by this post

#CRYING #invader zim

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Giant Strawberry Pop Tart

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tf is he pouting like this for…………… grown ass man. over two centuries old

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any guesses as to whats down this corded-off glowing red hallway in the basement under an art gallery in nyc?

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buttersippies time