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Ed Sheeran - “Make it Rain”

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Dean Winchester has a total Daddy kink. Change my damn mind.

Oh babe, Dean Winchester definitely has a Daddy Kink, and I don't give a fuck who says other wise. He's a total Alpha. Just look at his cocky self. He drips danger and dominance by just freaking sitting there.

I mean just look at him! Can you tell that face anything but "yes sir"? I don't think so.

Can you imagine that deep, baritone voice telling you what to do? Cause I sure can! God I sure can!

I mean...Just that look, he doesn't even have to open his mouth, all he has to do is give you that look!

But don't worry, for all that dangerous sex appeal on bowed legs, just like any good Daddy, he knows how to take care of you too.

Now, if you will excuse me. I'm going to go take a cold shower!!!!

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Mary go round at home 🏡

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Guys, Chuck warned us.

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

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Rejection of regret

Request: Would it be possible to do a fic where alpha dean meets your beta mom and they go on a few dates before she brings him home to meet you (you still live with her at 18) and you both realize your true mates but he doesn’t want to see it or something, up to you.

Pairing: Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader, Alpha!Dean x YourMother, Sam Winchester, Jimmy Novak, Gadreel, Jess

Warnings: angst, abo, abo dynamics, rejection, age gap (Dean is around 32 and the reader 18/22), true mates, jealousy, possessive Alpha, tension,  sad reader, language, making-out, scenting, fingering

Your eyes grow heavy while you try to concentrate on what your mom is telling you. She finally found a nice man and now she wants you to be happy for her. 

“Mom, I am happy for you.” Annoyed you roll your eyes as she’s telling you he’s the right guy once again. “You said the same about Grant two months ago, mom. Just look for a nice guy, not the hot ones.”

“I’m telling you Dean is different. According to the dating profile, he’s thirty-two, a bit younger than me, I know but who cares…” Giggling she shows you the picture of Dean, leaning against a black Impala and you lick your lips.

“Cool car. 1967 Chevy Impala, a great piece of work.” More interested in the car than the, you must admit, very attractive Alpha you scroll through his pictures to see more of the car.

Keep reading

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I thought I was the only one that did this 😂

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

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I made it my goal today to mix Dean’s ‘sex is’ speech from Rock and a Hard Place with all the best audio of him breathing heavily and grunting and basically making pornographic sound effects and well… this happened.

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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Anti anxiety.

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when ao3 asks me if i want to proceed in reading the smutty fic:

after i read the said smutty fic:

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Sam: he can be so immature sometimes

Cas: remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two caprisuns at once?

Dean: [holding three caprisuns] guys, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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