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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back

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“I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies”

— Eric Shaw

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Its me, your feral godmother

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It’s Gonna Be MAY

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one more sudoku will fix me im so sure

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"you're confused about your gender" newsflash girlypop I've got autism EVERYTHING confuses me. gender's not special

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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

#wtf

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#so good

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

#wtf is this #so good

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“This punishment is not working…”

(Source)

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idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com