nomadriver

[nomadriver]

Miss ya, boy

Cue the boy poking his head out of his barrel

"Hullo?"

#asks #He's been asleep a loooong time

[nomadriver]

... I miss Huck.

#ooc #I should try to revive him

[nomadriver]

A meme for sleepy muses.

Change pronouns and wording to your heart's content to best suit your muse.

"No, no, you can't sleep here."

"Let's get you moved to a real bed, shall we?"

"You can barely even keep your eyes open, can you?"

"I actually can't tell if you were talking in your sleep or just spouting gibberish."

"Did you stay up all night or something?"

"Get up. I can't carry you upstairs."

"I need an espresso, but transfused directly into my veins."

"The energy drinks are doing nothing."

"Next time you yawn, I'm going to stick something in your mouth."

"I'm just resting my eyes...I'm definitely not falling...asleep..."

"Careful you don't doze off and miss your stop."

"I'm that exciting to listen to, huh?"

"Here, you can lean on me if you want."

"How can you sleep there? It looks so uncomfortable."

"It's too warm in here for me to keep my eyes open..."

"These kinds of talks always put me right to sleep."

"I got your really weird text. Did you fall asleep holding your phone again?"

"I'm just taking a productivity nap."

"Wake me if anything interesting happens."

"Wake up! Everybody in the theatre can hear you snoring!"

"Hey. Hey. You're sleeping right through the best part."

"Ha! You were drooling on your collar."

"I want to stay curled up in this spot for the rest of my life."

"You crashed out so hard, it was kind of alarming...I had to check you were still breathing."

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"... Something doesn't feel right... I 'unno, maybe m'just hungry."

#open

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"Why do folks wanna know about me anyhow?"

#Open

[nomadriver]

Anon, I appreciate the asks but maybe slow down a little?

Or go throw a few at some of my other muses at @gemscales-and-tea maybe?

#ooc #Goodness gracious they're coming faster than I can answer!

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have you ever seen a stick that's just a little too straight? or a pool that's just a little too still? a night that's a little too quiet?

"... We don't talk 'bout those things."

#asks

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would you eat a raw fish?

"I mean.... I have?"

#asks

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Do you ever think about that cave?

That gets a hard shudder.

"Try not to... it ain't purty, what happens in that cave..."

#asks

[nomadriver]

Thoughts on girls?

"They're fine, I guess... Ain't much fun though, 'sidering they don't like any of the fun stuff like fishin' or chasing after pigs."

#asks

[nomadriver]

How'd you and Tom meet?

The boy gives a shrug.

"He found me fishin' at th'river and wanted to join me."

#asks

[nomadriver]

What's the most ridiculous prank you've ever played?

"Swapped out a bag o'sugar with some salt after swipin' it."

#asks

[nomadriver]

What's the river taste like?

"Eh... s'fresh, at least. Don't really have a taste to it."

#asks

[nomadriver]

Someone give this boy a protein bar

"The hell's a protein bar?"

#asks

[nomadriver]

I'm starting to get more than a little peeved off.

#ooc

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