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It’s true

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I know we all talk about John mulany playing jakes ex from college but has anyone actually written a fic or knows one to recommend? If so please link

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kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

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Ghost Town

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Harry Styles at the 2021 GRAMMYs

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HARRY STYLES 63rd Annual Grammy Awards

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i don’t make the rules

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PRETEND IT’S A CITY dir. Martin Scorsese 

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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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The Office | S02E16

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“I don’t go out superfluously. I make a significant effort not to go out on the weekends. From Friday night to Monday morning, I don’t want to leave the house.”

— Fran Lebowitz

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“People want to challenge themselves. I find real life challenging enough.”

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Fran Lebowitz 

 Martin Scorsese Presents | Pretend It’s A City

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“Not writing is more of a psychological problem than a writing problem. All the time I’m not writing I feel like a criminal.”

— Fran Lebowitz

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Cool I'm in love with Fran Lebowitz now.

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 “One of the reasons people our age came to New York, if you were gay, was because you were gay. Now, you can be gay anywhere. We came here because you couldn’t live in those places. That created a density of angry homosexuals. Which is always good for a city. There’s nothing better for a city than a dense population of angry homosexuals.“

Fran Lebowitz, Pretend It's a City