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noctswife · 7 hours
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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off
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noctswife · 10 hours
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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.
And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.
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noctswife · 1 day
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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noctswife · 1 day
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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noctswife · 1 day
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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noctswife · 1 day
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noctswife · 1 day
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don’t call them bitches bro!!!
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noctswife · 1 day
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REMEMBER: SHRIMPKU AND SENSHI SAY 3 MEALS A DAY ❗❗❗
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noctswife · 1 day
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He eepy
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noctswife · 1 day
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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
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noctswife · 2 days
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this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me
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noctswife · 2 days
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noctswife · 2 days
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verso books has made books on palestine, mass protests, and student rebellions free to download on their website
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noctswife · 2 days
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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noctswife · 2 days
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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noctswife · 2 days
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If you have the app "RecoverFiles" on your Android phone, delete it.
The app is a trojan virus.
Source:
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noctswife · 2 days
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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