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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

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𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒.

All sentences were taken from different sources about romance, marriage and specially arranged marriage and what that entails. Mentions of affairs, mistresses, wedding ceremonies and medieval talks of what marriage entails follow. Change names, pronouns and locations however you see fit.

Marriage is a marriage, whether it is arranged or not. Both necessitate the same level of dedication.

It’s not an option to be best friends with your life partner; it’s a requirement for a firm foundation in a long-term relationship.

Arranged marriage is not always a bed of roses, but it is possible to achieve with love and faith.

It’s different for women, isn’t it? They have no choice where they go. They grow up in a prison and then get married into one.

Is there anything more courageous/stupid than saying yes to spend your life with someone you have no idea about?

The country was as much of a mystery to me as the man I had married.

One day you’ll be in love with me.

You could be a titled lady. 

I have avoided the fate my father had planned for me. Surely it is I who has won, not he.

I do not care about power and wealth, father. I want to marry for love.

But if you were matched, what do you think she'd be like?

We're supposed to be unable to keep our hands off of each other. 

In this case the time is not so important for me, the person asking for commitment is.

We are trapped by convention and must marry another.

Every good child knows: duty before your heart's desire.

I am to be a bride, but whose? 

I married you to stop the bloodshed, and you keep killing. When will it be enough- when?

I found out soon after we met that Leah’s father had promised her in marriage to some young Pole.

If I ever get into an arranged marriage, I want it to be like theirs.

Arranged marriages require effort; constantly and every day. And where there is love, you want to make these efforts.

A successful arranged marriage can help climb the biggest mountain and build the biggest empire.

An arranged marriage is like wine; it tastes good with time.

You will marry him and do your duty to your House.

You are my daughter and you will do as I say. End of discussion.

Love? What does love have to do with marriage?

He'll honour his duty to family and swallow it.

I was three when my parents promised me. When a deal was struck. 

 So I was raised to be his wife. I was taught my favorite color was gold because his favorite color was gold. I was told my favorite foods were his favorite foods

I never thought what it would actually be like to have him... be gone. 

I was raised for him, and now I am... new. I am brand-new. And I do not even know how to breathe air he does not exhale.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.

The dowry, not the wife, is the object of attraction.

Arranged marriages work like this. The girl is hardly asked and is expected to follow whatever her parents deem fit.

Marry, that marry is the very theme I came to talk of.

Maybe she'll be beautiful. Maybe she'll be rich. As long as she brings swords and men.

Perhaps love is a minor madness.

It doesn't matter who the seed is. The important thing is that it has a place in your womb.

Her maidenhood will seal an alliance and must be kept safe.

Every married woman knows a man can have mistresses and we must look the other way.

All I ask is, that you do not cast me aside. Have mistresses and lovers as you please, but confide in me as I am to be your wife.

A husband’s first and foremost job in a marriage is to protect and love his wife.

Touching without looking had been incredibly arousing.

In my opinion, most marriages are based either on money or the fear of being alone.

I want you in every way there is to want. I want you in any way you choose to share.

I'm free to do with my wife as I fucking please.

The marriage of convenience lasts until you become an inconvenience.

Ours is a marriage of convenience and nothing more.

From now on, you're sleeping in our room. There's no chance in hell I'm letting you sleep far away from me again.

You agreed to this marriage and didn’t even dare to ask my opinion on the matter.

You're going to bend, and so am I. We're going to compromise, negotiate, and distract each other.

Being together means our priorities are going to change.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.

I don't think I am likely to marry, Harry. I am much too in love.

It is certainly romantic to be in love, but there's nothing romantic about a definite proposal.

They are royals, whoever they marry is not their choice but who is better for the crown.

That is a match made in a boardroom.

Once you are wed to another, you will forget me. 

I will marry a man who desires me but I have no interest in. 

I will not be a secret kept in shadows. Once you are wed, I will leave.

How can I marry them, when I am in love with another? It is not fair to them, that I think of you when I’m with them.

Ever since I met you, no one else has been worth thinking about.

Behave yourself, out here, we are wed and what you do, reflects on me.

You are being sold like a mare and do not care.

Once I bore him a son, he shall be happy, I know it.

We hate one another but for peace, we must wed. At least, let us enjoy this part of the contract.

I am doing this for my family and for the terms you offer.

A marriage is simply an alliance.

All will be well, love can be found in a marriage. If not love, at least, good company. 

Do your duty and give him sons.  That’s all men want.

I will not be paraded around in a bedding ceremony. I will wed them and bed them, but I will not be humiliated. 

You think this title gives me power, but you forget, I am a woman.

I am lucky enough to have options. None who please me but at least, I can choose one.

Come to bed now, husband. It is our wedding night, after all.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬.

[ peck ] a quick, light kiss on the partner's lips or cheek [ french ] a deep, passionate kiss with the use of tongue [ forehead ] a gentle kiss on the partner's forehead, conveying care and affection [ spiderman ] an upside-down kiss, just like in the movie [ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe [ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand [ lingering ] a long, slow kiss filled with emotion and desire [ neck ] a kiss or gentle sucking on the partner's neck [ nape ] a kiss placed at the nape of the partner's neck [ teasing ] a light brushing of lips against a partner's skin without fully kissing [ earlobe ] a light nibble on the partner's earlobe [ tango dip ] a kiss shared while one partner is dipped backward [ celebration ] a joyful and exuberant kiss to celebrate an achievement or milestone [ stolen ] a quick, stealthy, and impromptu kiss snatched in secret [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting [ goodbye ] a heartfelt kiss when parting, showing affection and fondness [ rain ] a romantic kiss in the rain [ scars ] a gentle kiss on the partner's scar(s) [ injury ] a careful kiss on a partner's wound to make it all better [ wedding ] a romantic kiss shared during a wedding ceremony [ comfort ] a tender kiss to provide comfort or reassurance [ sunset ] a kiss shared during sunset, often romantic and serene [ butterfly ] a light fluttering of eyelashes against the partner's skin [ seductive ] a deep, slow, and deliberately intense kiss filled with passion and desire [ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder [ knuckles ] a kiss on each individual knuckle of the partner [ slow motion ] a kiss in slow motion, accentuating every moment and sensation [ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while [ passionate ] an intense and fiery kiss, expressing raw desire and strong emotion [ underwater ] a kiss shared while submerged in water [ wrist ] a tender kiss on the inside of the partner's wrist [ wake up ] a loving kiss to wake the partner up [ apology ] a kiss offered as a way to apologize or make amends [ hummingbird ] a series of light, rapid, and fluttery kisses on a small area [ trail ] a trail of kisses along the partner's jawline or collarbone [ blowing ] a kiss in the air and send of the gesture towards the partner [ surprise ] a sudden kiss to catch the partner off guard [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin [ single lip ] a sucking or nibbling of one of the partner's lips [ nose ] an affectionate gesture where partners rub their noses together

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👄 + Vaggie uwu

send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character

"What can I say about my mate that I haven't praised a thousand times over? Vaggie is one of the brightest stars in hell under her protective nature. She is always there to scold me when I'm wrong or when she bandages an injury from the arena. I wouldn't be able to keep going if it wasn't for her support. I love her... and I hope to marry her soon but we'll keep that between ourselves for now~"

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send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character

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🔞butts

Send..

🍑 for my muse to compliment your muse's ass

👋 for my muse to smack your muse on the ass

🎶 for my muse to twerk or grind against your muse

🙌 for my muse to massage your muse's ass

💋 for my muse to sit on your muse's face

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𝐒𝐎  𝐘𝐎𝐔  𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀  𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓?

send  STARTER!    for  a  random  starter  

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send  DYNAMICS!  to  discuss  potential  dynamic  types

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Try to fluster my muse in the asks, and will rate your attempt

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starter call 2.0   feel free to combine prompts !

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Send 👀 to find out how much my muse would like to _____ yours

Get to know: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Befriend: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Date: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Make love with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Hook up with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Protect: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Help: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Stop: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS! Kill: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please! | ALWAYS!

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How much more was he expected to take that night? To say Angel was being pushed to and beyond his limits would have been putting it far too lightly with just how close to completely dissociating the spider Sinner had become. Valentino had all but forced him back into his dressing room, but the second he'd heard the knock on the door? He was on edge.

With a heavy sigh Angel made his way over, tugging fluffy pink robe tighter around himself to hopefully hide darkening bruises as he tugged the door open, only to blink up at the other in mild surprise.

" ... Th' fuck're ya doin' 'ere ? " He questioned, hand tightening its grip on the door's handle. " Val's gonna loose his fuckin' mind if he finds out . "

"Val will find himself quite... preoccupied for the last few hours of your shift." The dragon sighed at the sight of Angel so closed off. The rumors he overheard on his way hadn't been kind to his spider. A bit gold here and there had a few sinners ready to create chaos on his behalf with bombs prepared to return to limbo should they be caught. "It seems a few hired demons are causing a scene in his studio and they are quite fast... and explosive on set."

Leaning on the frame he held out a hand to caress their cheek. A soft smile on his lips. "Are you going to let me in, Angel?" Or are you going to keep me waiting out here where anyone can see~"

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"Your father sounds like a man who holds great wisdom." Pride showed at the assassin's praise of the collection. Not many appreciated the art of a forged weapon.

"Perhaps once you've finished your mission I could part with one of these for a bonus... If you do well." The dragon mused sipping on his own tea. A sigh of delight escaped his lips at the flavor.

From inside his desk, he slid a dossier in front of her. The picture of a spider sinner with the sweetest smile waving at the camera stared at her. His affectionate smirk was replaced with a cold professional tone.

"This one has twisted their deal beyond my interference. Their craft shop is a front for dealing in ensorcelled souls. Far from our original deal for the start-up gold. I need her taken care of and if possible, the sinners to be released from her basement."

"You're so lucky to have such beauties in your collection!" Gosh what she wouldn't just hold one of the weapons she passed by on the way in...

Millie took her cup, blowing on it before taking a small sip. "Oh sure, those toys can make kills more convenient, but as my Pa always said: 'anyone can use a gun but it takes a pro to handle more traditional weapons.' Mah parents made sure me an' my siblings knew how ta use a wide-range of weapons instead of havin' to rely on guns."

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Send “Kissing booth!” To receive a kiss from my muse!

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dynamic prompts, but with a few more-obscure ones

send in the corresponding number(s) (and verse if needed) if you are interested in plotting our muses in…

a friends-to-lovers dynamic

a “‘pretend to be my date’ but we develop feelings” dynamic

a queerplatonic dynamic

a joined-at-the-hip best friends dynamic

a friendship dynamic

an “we aren’t necessarily friends but we ride and die together” dynamic

a sibling-like dynamic

a parental dynamic

an “i occasionally come across you and you seem nice, we aren’t close but i would hate if something happened to you” dynamic

a coworker (affectionate) dynamic

a coworker (derogatory) dynamic

a boss-employee relationship dynamic

a patient and professional service provider dynamic

a teacher and student dynamic

a mentor and mentee dynamic

a therapeutic dynamic

a professional workplace relationship dynamic

an “i want to be your friend but you don’t want me around” dynamic

a “researcher and their test subject” dynamic

a “creator and their creature” dynamic

a “bodyguard and their charge” dynamic

a “you’re my next door neighbor” dynamic

a “hired hitman and their target who keeps escaping and it’s kind of funny actually” dynamic

a friends with benefits/being “friends” for one to take advantage of the other dynamic

an antagonistic (not necessarily hate each other) dynamic

a “we hate each other i hope you die” dynamic

an “i hate you but nobody else is allowed to hate you” dynamic

a rivalry dynamic

a casual, amicable superhero-and-supervillain-esque dynamic

an intense, serious superhero-and-supervillain-esque dynamic

keep in mind that these are just ideas for plots, and can develop into other dynamics as our muses progress! relationships of any kind can be layered.

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First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I've heard good things about you."

"Do you have any idea how long I've been looking for you?"

"Do you always talk so much?"

"May I ask your advice on something?"

"I've not seen you here before. Who are you?"

"I like you. You're refreshingly direct."

"Need a hand?"

"I'm not like the others. I'm excited that you're here."

"Is this what they call love at first sight?"

"I've been introduced to everyone here except you."

"Are you doing anything tonight?"

"You are everything I thought you'd be."

"Oh, I know about you. I've checked you out."

"We've got to stop meeting like this."

"Would you like a drink?"

"Could you close the door, please? I'm not allowed to smoke in here."

"You've been telling people we work together, but I've never met you before."

"Is that your real name?"

"What are you doing tomorrow night?"

"Can you believe his nerve?"

"What's your story? Why have you turned up here?"

"Do you mind if I smoke?"

"How do you know my name?"

"You know, you're exactly as I imagined you."

"What's your name? I might have heard of you."

"I don't mean to intrude, but you seem to have something weighing heavily on you."

"Have we met before?"

"You never asked me my name. That's not very polite."

"Are you the one that everyone speaks about?"

"Could you take a picture of me?"

"Have you got a name at all?"