noalsonope

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Me 🤝🏻 a man who will let me send him porn any time of the day and will fantasise about it with me

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hehehe ohhh nooo pleeeaaase don't kidnap me and experiment on me and keep me in bondage 24/7~ that would be terribleeeee~

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everyone wants weird until weird is actually weird and they don’t know how to cope with that

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The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

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i don’t like how endings in real life come on so suddenly without making sense, without much warning. one minute you’re in the middle of something and the next it’s all a very long time ago and you’re a different person and none of it is ever coming back

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i 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 out 👏🏼

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when they go out and i say "have fun text me later" and they say "no i can still text you & have fun" >>>>>

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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

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if they’re not chasing you, they’re chasing someone else

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i love smart ppl who can teach me stuff without making me feel dumb for not knowing it

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It hurts. It hurts a lot. But I'll keep it to myself so it doesn't hurt anyone else.

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“I may have lost someone who didn’t love me, but you lost someone who truly loves you.”

— Unknown

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I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.

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I love hearing people go into a genuine, uncontrollable laughing fit. It brightens my soul in a manner I can't explain.